#kernel popcorn

Let me tell you about this mother fucker right here 

You see this popcorn seasoning? This shit will ruin your life. The first thing that happens when you open this shit is a cloud of orange dust that will go straight for your nostrils, and it won't be the last fucking time too. You might think that only happens when you open it. No it happens every time you try to eat it on popcorn too, every time you put the littlest piece near your mouth half of the dust will go straight up your nose, what happens to the other half? It lines and sticks to your throat chocking you until you're forced to drink something? I hope you like nose bleeds and chapped lips, because that's a fucking side effect. Not only did it all go straight up my nose, so much so that it made my nose bleed. Not only did it hurt to swallow, but it chapped my lips too. This was nothing but a painfully experience, all I wanted was some flavored popcorn, I would've been better off just pouring actual wing sauce on popcorn, instead I taught I'd trying something new. Fuck you Kernel, and fuck your painful to eat seasoning!