#kepler 22b

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93Z7zljQ7I

Ceres: Ey, look at me! I’m the only dwarf planet in the inner Solar System, AND technically the biggest asteroid-

The Moon: Ha ha, suck it! I’m the 5th largest natural satellite, AND the largest among planetary satellites relative to the size of the planet that I orbit-

Callisto: Hi, I’m the 3rd biggest moon

The Moon: God damn it

Mercury: I’m the smallest planet, but at least I’m bigger then all of you suckers!

Mars: Yo, I’m Mars! I may have been able to support life at one point!

Venus: I’m Venus, and I am a fire hell of SULFUR and LIGHTNING

Mars:

Callisto: Jesus, you may give Io a run for his money...

Earth: Do I need to-?

Venus: YES.

Earth: Fine. I’m Earth, and I am the only planet that can support life.

Mars: *Cries*

Kelper 22b: I’m Kepler, and I’m out of the solar system, but I’m here because I'm a Super Earth!

Earth: What kind of Earth doesn’t support life?

Kepler 22b: Say, aren't humans destroying you-

Earth: THEY ARE MY BEAUTIFUL C H I L D R E N

Neptune: I’m Neptune, and I am as stormy as my name!

Uranus: I’m Uranus-

Earth: *snicker*

Uranus: EARTH, I SWEAR TO G O D