#kendizzy

Rules:

1. Post the rules

2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and make 11 new ones.

3. Tag 11 people (i didn't tag that many cuz i'm kind of a hermit)

4. Let them know they’ve been tagged

Questions posed to me:

If you won the lottery, what would you spend your money on?

So many things. Music and movies and concert tickets/theatre tickets/standup shows/improv shows/lots of live entertainment ok. and transportation money to go to said concerts/musicals/stand up shows/etc. Also an obscene amount of books. Lastly and leastly, college stuff and car payments and other boring grown up stuff.

Favourite Film you saw in 2012

Movies made in 2012: I saw so many. Damn my cinephile ways. I can't pick one, best i can do is a list:

The Avengers

Moonrise Kingdom

The Dark Knight Rises (saw this twice)

Skyfall

The Cabin in the Woods

That's My Boy

Brave

Wreck-It Wralph

The Watch

Looper

Pitch Perfect

Argo

Sinister

The Hobbit

Les Miserables

But I think either the Avengers or Les Mis takes the cake. Maybe. Also maybe Moonrise Kingdom. Idk, i like movies too much.

movies NOT made in 2012:

Little Miss Sunshine changed my life. Also I finally watched War Horse, which was really really good.

Worst Film you saw in 2012

of movies made in 2012: probably Playing for Keeps. Not that it was terrible, it just wasn't worth my money. of movies not made in 2012: I think Legends of the Fall is the most overrated thing ever. that's an unpopular opinion, i know, but dang i just couldn't get into it at all. and the cast is amazing so that makes no sense but damn. no me gusta.

If you were to a character on any show, what show you be on and what character?

either Mordecai from Regular show or Britta from Community because i'm convinced these people are me already. or i could be a huge cheater and say i wanna be the TARDIS.

Name an Actor or Actress you would go out to dinner with

I'm such an awkward human that i don't trust myself to answer that. Certainly on a one-on-one basis, i would die of embarrassment somehow. But if there was a huge group of people were to attack chili's or something, and entire cast of snl and the avnegers were there, i would flip shit like you wouldn't believe.

Name an Actor or Actress you would love to make babies with

This is obviously strictly hypothetical, correct? Seth Meyers or Tom Hiddleston. or both.

Favourite Season (and by season I mean season of your favourite television show)

SNL - 34th. My babies.

Doctor who - Series 2 of new!who

Who is your favourite comedian/funny person?

JOHN MULANEY

with honorable mentions to WKUK, Chris Hardwick, and Bo Burnham.

Daniel Tosh.. Yay or Nay?

Gotta go with yay, although that's not the popular answer. He makes me laugh. I admire his audacity, and his ability to make a successful career with years of hard work.

Puppies.. yay or nay?

Yay, but the degree of the yay is directly related to breed. French bulldogs and corgis get ALL the yay.

and finally.. If you could create your dream Cast of SNL.. Who would it include? you can use past and current members.. living and non living .

uhm. um um um. I love everyone, so this is gonna be really hard. gilda radner and dan aykroyd and garrett and bill murray, mike myers and DANA CARVEY (oh lordy i love dana he might be my fave) and adam sandler and kevin nealon and will ferrell and jane curtain and ratchel dratch and chris farley. and seth meyers and bill hader and will forte and tina fey and amy poehler and jimmy fallon and RDJ I FORGOT HE WAS ON THERE FOR A YEAR also i need bobby moynihan and kate mckinnon and cheri oteri and chris parnell and andy samberg and chris rock and molly shannon and i can't forget david spade and jason sudeikis.

ALSO JOHN MULANEY AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

ps - stephen colbert, joel mchale, and tom hiddleston need to host ok thank you goodbye.

TAGGED:

sydscorner (haha tagbacks are allowed)

bitchesgetshitdone

yell

stringdance

kendizzy

princess-sobs-alot

hadersgonnahade

danieljasonsudeikis

sir-matt

My New Questions: (Multiple answers encouraged)

1. Do you have a favorite smell? if so, what?

2. What song could you sing all the words to right now off the top of your head with no music?

3. Is there a movie/meme/tv episode that you've seen several times yet you still laugh every time?

4. Do you have any pets?

5. What is/was your high school mascot?

6. What do you hate that everyone else seems to love?

7. What do you love that that everyone else seems to hate?

8. Do you like chicken wings? Barbeque or buffalo or something different? Ranch or honey mustard or bleu cheese or plain?

9. Gimme a list of actors/musicians/comedians/etc that you think are foxy. That's not a question, but answer it anyway.

10.(I totally stole this question from Sydney) If you could be any character from any fictional universe, who would you be?

Well, here it goes. My Nieces debut. =D

For Kenzie.

I apologize for the terrible writing. I'm rusty. Not saying I'm good to begin with, but it doesn't help. 

~*~

"Mal? Do salt rounds kill people?"

I raise my eyebrow and look at Wade and Peter. "What are you up to?"

"Nothing. Just... research."

I stare back and forth between them before giving in. Better tell them before they decide to experiment. "No, but it hurts like hell."

The boys exchange a glance. "Excellent." 

"Whatever you are thinking about, no." I give them a stern look. They just stare back innocently.

"No idea what you are talking about."

"What makes you think we are up to something?"

"I know that look. I live with Sam and Dean remember?" I smiled and sighed. "Don't go shooting people even if they deserve it, okay? Understand?" I stare at them until they roll their eyes and nod. "I count my rounds!" I shout as they leave. I wait a few moments. "JARVIS, MamaBird them please."

"Yes ma'am." 

After about half an hour, JARVIS beeps.

"Report."

"The boys plan on finding a boy that has made Ms. Rogers upset. They are planning on stealing all his clothes and hanging them from the trees outside the boy's house."

I chuckle. "When do they plan on doing this?"

"Tomorrow evening while the boy is out."

"I'm impressed boys," I say. "I'll let this one slide JARVIS."

The next day, while the boys are putting the last touches on their plan in Peter's room, I knock on the door. "Who is it?"

"Mal." 

I hear scrabble on the other side of the door. Peter opens the door and smiles. "May I help you?"

"This boy hurt Kenzie bad."

Peter shifts awkwardly. "Yeah."

"You plan on getting back at em?"

"Yeah." He replied nervously.

I smile. "Excellent." The boys go wide-eye. "Now tell me. What do you plan on doing with the empty drawers and closet?" The boys exchange a glance.

"How do you know-?"

"Mother. Practical joker. Eavesdropper. Pick one." I smirk. "Now tell me. What do you plan on doing?" The boys exchange another glance. Peter opens the door wide and gestures me in. 

"We are open to suggestions."

~*~

"Where have you guys been?" Kenzie asks as the boy and I come in.

We all smile. "I took the boys out for some supervised fun," I say. "That was nice guys. We need to hangout more." The boys laugh and nod their heads in agreement.

Kenzie looks between all of us. "What did you guys do?"

"Nothing."

"Like Mal said. Some fun."

"Goodnight!" we say as we head to our rooms. Kenzie just watches, more confused than ever.

The next day, the boys show me a post on Facebook. We burst out laughing at the status. Wade looks at me. "You know, the glitter bomb in the closet and what you did with the drawers were kind of the cherries on top," he says. "Nice touch."

I bow my head. "Why thank you." I smile. "He's never going to get all that cleaned up. It'll be a friendly reminder to not be an asshole." We high-five each other at a job well done.

Kenzie comes around the corner. "It was you two wasn't it?"

"Maybe."

"Possibly."

"Can't be confirmed."

"Besides, that was a three person job if I say so myself." I elbow Peter in the gut.

Kenzie rolls her eyes and smiles. "Thanks guys." 

the only people who hasn't submitted yet are

sassysexyrocky

kendizzy

corymonteithsbitchtits

please send it asap or i'll be forced to give your spot to someone else!