#kenatsu

thank you for asking 😭 im so annoying

so LMFAO normal kenatsu self ship au my quirk is literally so hilariously basic (tbh it is in the other au too but this is funnier) it’s literally just thumb flame. i can emit a small flame no bigger than that of a lighter from my thumb and it’s a hilarious party trick and i lit his birthday candles with it once and he was like “well damn. never escaping these fire quirk havers bc i love this insane creature”

and the second is so embarrassing I’ve never been publicly spoken about it (I don’t think I’ve ever privately spoken about either so it truly is just me and my year old google docs against t the world) so here we go: pro hero me au and civilian natsuo. warning this is so painfully basic

suna:who??

atsumu: look up kodzuken

osamu: YOU HOOKED UP WITH A FAMOUS STREAMER????

suna: HE FUCKED YOU???

suna: HES TINY DUDE

lawyer natsuo makes me absolutely quiver bc he’d be so good at it. sharp, detail oriented, excellent at speaking, charming…like….

let me turn this around in my brain for awhile bc im coping poorly with the mere idea bc I love it so much 🤧 especially the bunny costume scene

hi baby!!!!! well first of all let me preface this by saying that everyone of them is a GOSSIP and they love drama. so that’s always a good place to start.

kakashi bitches when we sit down to watch it just like ugh i don’t know why you watch this stuff yet he’s well aware that erin had a sponcon vow renewal while wearing a tacky ill fitting dress and refusing to feed her guests for the fourth event in a row! like!!!!!! he gives his opinions freely and acts like they’re under the guise of being annoyed but he’s there with his head in my lap watching it every week.

satoru loves it. if he’s not home we watch and facetime together so we can live react to the fuckery. wants to be on the show as a real housewife, wonders who he needs to talk to.

of course not!!! thank you for asking 💓

on my first full bnha watch i was drawn to him because i love men who hate their dads as someone who also hates their dad and then by my second i was like ykw there’s something going on here im enchanted by this man…hes so cute…:I watched the dinner at the todoroki home scene 200 times and was literally just about to burst from that alone then I started reading the manga and got to know him better and sigh. also when they went to see rei in the hospital and he got all flustered when asked about his gf i was a goner bc hes just Sweet and Good

oh baby i have MUCH to tell….but the long and short of it is that as u know im sure we got married really young and with a baby on the way. of course we loved each other but we had been dating for less than a year and had known each other for barely two at that point. everything seemed okay for awhile (he managed to get through school at least) but tbh it was falling apart bc we both have stuff we didn’t heal from

by the time our second bb comes along things are just. ugh. there’s a lot of love and we care so much about each other but keep closing off from one another and he assumes im unhappy enough to get divorced so he asks for it and i dont fight back very hard because heartbroken but our dynamic is weird forever bc we live next door to each other, he’s at my house and vice versa constantly, we do shit together constantly, we are a family in all ways except for us being together

it’s confusing and like I never date anyone else and neither does he bc why? i have everything I need and have ever wanted next door to me dating seems pointless.