#kells.txt

if i was a hockey player i would take every opportunity to crash into my teammates. i would leap into their arms after every goal and barrel toward them top speed to see how far they would skid when i hit them and shove them around during warmups and bump shoulders with them during time outs. and probably also kiss them with tongue

You know what's crazy is that the live slug reaction in Rise of Skywalker doesn't even happen after the lesbian kiss. Its right before the lesbian kiss. And nobody questioned this because not one of us has re-watched that movie since it came out in theaters.

it’s not halloween yet but i’m in my annual I Miss The Guest spiral

Me at the gym struggling to keep my heart rate under 120 on the stationary bike: I wonder if I could do a chin up right now

you can't make me care about men's hockey, don't care about the Hughes brothers, don't care about their stupid unnecessarily broken teeth, fuck 'em for hanging out with Patel and talking to Trump on the phone, double fuck 'em if any of them actually go to the white house or the SOTU, fuck 'em for going along with Trump's shitty sexist jokes, AND if I do see a PWHL player at the white house I will be ripshit.

if you have any friends taking the Feb bar I'm going to save you both some time: studying is NOT going well, they are feeling BAD AND STRESSED and no they have NOT eaten yet today.

WHOOPS I have been liveblogging in the PWHL fans community!! I thought I was being confused about hockey offsides in the privacy of my own blog!!