#kelley

Top Gun 40th Anniversary

Starring

I was looking at pictures of DeForest Kelley and thinking, 'He looks alot like the men on my Grandma's side of the family.' Younger he looks like my cousins, older he looks like my uncles.

And like a damn brick to the face..... after decades of watching Star Trek and loving this man....

____ Kelley ___

My Grandmother's family name.

Been looking into it and I am pretty damn certain he is a distant cousin and part of my family line.

The first book contains instructions for the Holy Table of Practice, what could be called a highly advanced ouija board. The instructions for producing one are highly specific, and distinctly expensive, requiring both a two yard square silk carpet, and letters written in “perfect oil” like the type used in church. On a particular day, the archangel Uriel lectures Dee and Kelley on the importance of observing the “Ritual Workplace Safety Protocols,” and makes an ominous warning that the grounds of Mortlake were haunted by a malevolent spirit named Lundrumguffa.

The very next morning, Kelley called Uriel. A being appeared with sparkling eyes, dressed in fantastic robes of purple and gold, a wreath of gold upon his head. When Dee asked if the table had been produced correctly, the being assured him that it was perfect, not a sigil out of place. When Dee asked if the spirit was indeed Uriel, another entity arrived, threw the apparition to the ground, beat him with a whip, and stole his clothes, revealing the entity to be none other than Lundrumguffa. Uriel then continued to beat the spirit, shouting “Lo, thus are the wicked scourged.” He then dragged Lundrumguffa by the legs, threw him into a pit, washed his hands with the sweat off his angelic brow, and appeared to the magicians in full radiance with his co-worker Michael. The angels blessed Dee and Kelley, encouraging them to continue the sessions.

KAI, IS THAT YOU?!