#kelgene

Title: island in the sun (we’ll run away together)

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Ariel/Becky/Eugene/Keith/Kelsey D./Maggie/Ned/Zach in all combinations; “canon” couples at the beginning + married!Kelgene

Rating: Mature, will go up

Synopsis: It's not a secret that the guys work too much. Their gals decide they need a vacation - a real one where they don't make a video about it. A Greek villa with a private beach will do the trick - and maybe replace all that stressful tension with sexual tension.

Words: 2138

fill for @rarebuzzships Rare T/ry G/uys Week

 Kelsey never thought one drunken night in Vegas could change her life that much — and for the better, nonetheless — but she not only got a lovely husband out of the deal, but also three girls she’s lucky to call her best friends.

 Kelsey, Ariel, Becky and Maggie go out to brunch every other Sunday, sometimes with the guys, sometimes just the four of them, and Kelsey really, truly, fucking loves these women. She didn’t know them that well before, and she must admit she was a bit intimidated. Ariel was The Mom, even before she gave birth, always flawless and in control, straight out of a magazine, and it’s not like Kelsey could relate to their Perfect Straight Couple vibes.

 Becky was gorgeous, and Kelsey suspected she was a fun girl — you can’t marry Keith Habersberger without a bit of a silly streak — but she really didn’t know her that well.

 As for Maggie, well… after Kelsey forgave Zach from hiding the truth from her that long — look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn’t have drunk-Instagrammed her at the first occasion! — it was impossible not to love her.  Maggie’s an absolute gem of a sweetheart, and Kelsey might be a tiny bit in love with her smile.

kelgene videos

tell me if i’m missing some and i’ll add them!

sexy edible lingerie taste test

drinking traditions around the world

eugene drinks every state’s most iconic alcohol

this was too long for a drabble, you get a full-length fic posted on Ao3!

Title: on our way there

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Eugene/Kelsey D./Zack/Ryan

Rating: Mature

Synopsis: Open marriage turns into a game of let’s bring cute people in our bed, (because they kinda don’t wanna sleep around without each other anymore) and after they’ve flirted their way through a few of their friends, it’s an open secret in their entourage that they’re always looking for play partners. So when they learn that the two frattest of boys in Buzfeed history are smashing…

Words: 4294

On paper, they’re good.

Two gorgeous young professionals, sharing similar values and interests, best friends who have known each other a long time.

In real life? They’re amazing.

Ever since they got married, Kelsey and Eugene’s lives have taken a turn for the better: more fun, purposeful, definitely less lonely. They just click. What made them work as friends is their greatest strength as a married couple: the fact that they understand each other and want the same things out of life.

As soon as they come back to LA they start capitalizing on the marriage. They announce it with a pricey photoshoot – probably more than an annulment would have cost, but no one needs to dwell on that.

this was too long for a drabble, you get a full-one shot posted on Ao3!

Title: where longing stops

Author: poiregourmandePairings: Eugene/Kelsey D.Rating: PG-13Synopsis: Solitude and longing and all these fancy-ass words Kelsey’s brain only supplies when she’s two glasses of red in.

Words: 1312

Solitude and longing and all these fancy-ass words Kelsey’s brain only supplies when she’s two glasses of red in. Mindlessly tapping through Instagram Stories. You’d think being a single girl in Vegas would be more exciting. But she’s only here on business for a few days so she knows no one here. One Story catches her attention. Fancy dinner – better than the McDonald’s leftovers she brought up to her room – tagged at the restaurant of the very hotel she’s currently sitting bareass in. She glances up to see who it is – maybe she doesn’t have to spend the night alone in her room. Eugene!Oh my god, they haven’t seen each other since he left the office – because adult life sucks major balls and they’re always busy.

kelgene, zyan, kelgenezyan - mature - 4.2k - wip

kelgene - PG-13 - 1.3k - complete