#keisungquestionnaire

what fictional place would you like to go to ??

                 OH SHIT !! okay .. hold up i gotta think about this real hard.  because i mean being in any like space universe would be awsome. like guardians of the galaxy or something ?? or being in like the star wars universe would be so lit !! but only if i could be a jedi. because honestly, that’s the only cool thing. & honestly maybe like whatever world scooby doo is in. because can you imagine being apart of such an iconic squad. seriously. this is hard !!

if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for ??

                      um, i can touch my nose with my tounge?? could we make that a sport. i ‘m pretty much shit at almost everything. 

what’s your biggest pet peeve ??

                   nothing really annoys me. i guess if i had to pick, maybe people who try to tell me what to do ?? or , people who are just bossy in general .. 

what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing ??

                   i’ve been meaning to put my ghosty abilities to some serious pranking.  but, i haven’t found my perfect partner in crime. 

what’s the earliest memory you have ??

                    uh ... my first memory is actually when i was super little . & my parents were super religious. a little hardcore, & well. i was in sunday school. so they were teaching us & what not .  i  just thought i was being funny. & i started asking questions. like ‘ why was  moses talking to a flaming bush , “ because, let's be real. that’s really weird. like we are taught ‘stranger danger,’ if a bush was lit on fire. i wouldn’t try talking to it.  but anyways... i kept going with my question, asking stuff like, ‘ how do we not know this isn’t all some made up story , made by a homeless man who was organizing a cult ?? “ & well. my parents weren’t very happy with me. but they never were so, i guess that’s not a shock. but yeah, i got in some serious trouble for that. my mom even cut my hair . 

do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

               your not supposed to but it’s kinda something you can’t avoid. i think it’s fine as long as you aren’t like going to cause any serious harm to anybody. or like , you are getting married & you lie about your credit score. that shit , is unforgivable !!

describe yourself in one sentence.

             coolest ghost you’ll ever meet !!

what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

             i’m not really into all that jazz. but i’m a sagittarius . 

night owl or early bird?

what fictional place would you like to go to?

anywhere in the star wars universe, like get me a spaceship, a blaster, and a furry companion and I’ll han solo it tf up yes please.

if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

shit idfk, being a dumbass? getting into trouble? like I have things I’m decent at but nothing I’m like olympic level good at. maybe one day, but for now I’m just your regular old vampire guy.

what’s your biggest pet peeve?

people who talk down at me when I don’t know something, like I’m sorry I don’t have google in my brain, but you don’t have to talk to me like I’m a child just cause I don’t know what fucking onomatopoeia is or some shit. I have street smarts not book smarts asshole.  

what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

I’ve been interested in embroidery for a while, I really want to embroider cool shit on all my denim jackets and stuff, but I just haven’t gotten around to getting all the stuff I need to start learning.

what’s the earliest memory you have?

I was like three? or four? I accidentally dropped something, I think it was a plate or a mug or something along those lines, and cut my hand on one of the pieces. it wasn’t even anything expensive that I broke, but my parents yelled at me about being clumsy and useless and wouldn’t even give me a band-aid, they made the housekeeper take care of my cut. I think it was at that moment I realised that my parents didn’t really give a shit about me.

do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

yeah it’s okay to lie, a few white lies never hurt anyone. as long as it’s not something huge that’s going to ruin someone’s life or something. 

describe yourself in one sentence.

your local dumbass vampire with a passion for fashion.

what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

I’m a scorpio, can’t you tell?

night owl or early bird?

what fictional place would you like to go to?

the version of toronto canada from scott pilgrim vs the world, where elements of video games and comic books bleed into reality, that’s be pretty cool. minus the evil exes though, I think minhwan and I would just be out here living peaceful lives.

if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

idk? pretending to be someone else? I’m pretty good at that.

what’s your biggest pet peeve?

when someone says “no offence but..” before saying something super offensive as if that’ll negate any consequences for saying the offensive thing. if you’re going to insult me just own the insult so I can then punch you in the face.

what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

I’ve always wanted to shapeshift into a tiger or a lion or another big cat, but I’ve never gotten close enough to touch one. I’d probably have to break into a zoo somehow...

what’s the earliest memory you have?

there was this girl, she was the real daughter of... I don’t know if they were my first or second set of foster parents, but I was only a few years old. anyway, we were getting in trouble for something, I don’t remember what it was, but she held my hand and yelled back at her mum and said it wasn’t my fault and that “you can’t send him away okay?” of course less than a year later I was getting sent away, but that’s another story. 

do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

if it’s for important stuff like protecting someone or getting what you want then yeah it’s okay to lie. as long as you’re good at it and it’s not going to mess your shit up if you get caught in a lie of course.

describe yourself in one sentence.

a loyal, and sometimes dramatic, soul who it’s probably not the best idea to get on the bad side of.

what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

I don’t know if I really believe in all that but I’m a virgo. 

night owl or early bird?

what fictional place would you like to go to?

why would i want to go somewhere fictional? what even fictional places are there? harry potter land?

if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

i can’t say what i actually want to say because apparently it’s inappropriate. but, as a censored answer, i’ll say i could win a medal at being an idiot. people used to tell me i was stupid a lot, and now i kind of think they were right. i am an idiot. i could do anything and make it seem hard.

what’s your biggest pet peeve?

i don’t like people who get too close in elevators. i need to breath. people are such freaks.

what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

i want to visit paris. i never got to go, and now it’s kind of romantic. at least the tourist areas are. i want to see things like that. go on the eiffel tower and all that bullshit.

what’s the earliest memory you have? 

well. i actually remember a lot about my life. guess the reaper who took me down forget how to do his job. i can remember how my dad was. what my boyfriend was like. but my clearest memory is of how i died. i know exactly how it happened.

do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances? 

i think it’s fine to lie. well, not to me. i don’t like people lying to me. that actually annoys me. but, i’ve lied to people before. and i don’t really care about people lying to other people.

describe yourself in one sentence.

i’m beyond words, too good, really. what can you say about someone this good?

what’s your star sign? 

well. i’m so old now i can’t check every part of it, but my sun sign is libra. it makes definite sense, right? i’m such a libra. i think i have gemini in me too. leo maybe, too?

night owl or early bird? 

one. what fictional place would you like to go to?

when i was younger i really loved peter pan, which is why i’m going to say neverland.

two. if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

perpetual nagging. or, painting.

three. what’s your biggest pet peeve?

being forced to talk when i don’t want to.8

four. what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

i really want to push my limits artistically and try mediums i’ve never used before.

five. what’s the earliest memory you have?

how about my favorite earliest memory instead? when i met marcus for the first time in the second grade. none of the kids liked me because i didn’t talk much, so i sat by myself at lunch. marcus didn’t really seem to care about all my scowling and just started sitting with me one day and started talking and never shut up. obviously i don’t mind it as much as i thought i did.

six. do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

sometimes you have to lie to protect people. if you’re lying just to be an asshole, i think it’s not okay.

seven. describe yourself in one sentence.

the reluctant, vampire, mom friend.

eight. what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

capricorn.

nine. night owl or early bird?

one. what fictional place would you like to go to?

does a certain world count? i would like it if i lived in the world of avatar the last air-bender. fire-bending would just be so amazing.

two. if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

if there was a way i could win a medal based off the accuracy of my readings, whether it’s tarot or tea, then i would probably win.

three. what’s your biggest pet peeve?

just people being generally annoying or obnoxious.

four. what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

i’ve been meaning to watch ‘the craft’, but i haven’t yet.

five. what’s the earliest memory you have?

i remember going to a fair with my parents. i can’t recall all the details because i was very young, but it think it was my first taste of magic.

six. do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

i think you can do whatever you want as long as you can handle the consequences and it isn’t hurting anyone.

seven. describe yourself in one sentence.

i can do it in two words: witch bitch.

eight. what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

i’m a gemini-cancer cusp.

nine. night owl or early bird?

ONE. what fictional place would you like to go to?

i think hogwarts would be nice. keisung technically is probably our own version of it, but... they’re place is nice while ours is.. keisung.

TWO. if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

i’m not good enough at anything for me to win a medal for. i’m okay at baseball, but there are definitely better players than me out there.

THREE. what’s your biggest pet peeve?

people not keeping their promises.

FOUR. what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

i’m seventy-three years old, but i haven’t been to a single concert. i’ve always wanted to go, but... circumstances.

FIVE. what’s the earliest memory you have?

i think i was three or four? i remember being really young and scout carrying me around on his shoulders.

SIX. do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

you shouldn’t lie. ever. the truth always comes out and it’s better for it to come from the source than from someone else. it’s not worth it to lie.

SEVEN. describe yourself in one sentence.

just... a little wolf.

EIGHT. what’s your star sign? (if applicable)

pisces!

NINE. night owl or early bird?

what fictional place would you like to go to?

Definitely Narnia. There are talking animals there.

if you could turn any activity into an olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

I don’t know, I’m not really good at anything...

what’s your biggest pet peeve?

People who talk to me when it’s obvious I don’t want to be talked to. I don’t know what they think they’re going to get out of it.

what’s something you’ve been meaning to try, but haven’t gotten around to doing?

So many things. I want to do a lot of normal things I guess, I’ve been able to do any of that before.

what’s the earliest memory you have?

Being with my mum, the smell of her perfume.

do you believe it’s okay to lie and under what circumstances?

How do you get through life without lying?

describe yourself in one sentence.

Confused but not dumb.

what’s your star sign? 

Virgo I think? I only roughly remember when my birthday is.

night owl or early bird?