#keilee

🐾 art by @mixiepov for my roommate 🐾

💕 happy birthday Okazaki 💕

💼 art by @ladybugkisses 💼

*gift for roommate*

i'm tagging you kaytee becuase i have a keyboard suCK ITUP

so keila and kaytee got married and moved to some tiny town god knows where. they were happily in love and jazz and it was greAT. one day, (as by this time keila and kaytee were unIVERSE FAMOUS BLOGGERS) keila came home and was holding a mysterious bag. kaytee sighed, "look, keila, our old dildo is just fine, we don't need another one." but keila laughed and said, "nope, i've brought you home a prezzie~" kaytee sighed, "don't tell me it's a dildo man we'VE GONE OVER THIS" but keila opened up the bag and yelled, "I BROUGHT SOME FOLLOWERS!!!!" kaytee squealed and grabbed a handful. "ohmyogdo 'a i LVOE yOU BBY" she screamed and hugged keila. then she began naming them. "this one looks a like a george...a george jorge, yeah...oh this one is for dEFS a maurice...hm, do you think this one looks it should be 'couch' or 'sebastien'?" keila shrugged, "you do the names, kay-kay." but keila just looked at her full of happiness and joy and cheesy shit, dropped the followers and kissed her and stuff so then they had hot lesbian sex with the old dildo that was JUST AS GOOD like kaytee said thE END

and the followers kaytee dropped on the ground?