#keike

“I wish i was an octopus so i could smoke a joint, hold your hand, stroke my dog, drink my tea n browse my forums… but with the eyes of a fly so i could see what the other hands were doing, so not really an octopus, a flytopus. But i dunno if the wings would work, octopus are heavy even without the added weight of a laptop” - me, to my fiancé …….. I’m too deep in this shit

I needa use this more /sigh

I've barely slept and my neighbours music is so loud i can hear every word and my floor is shaking, the only positive to this situation is that if i want to murder him over it no one will hear him over his obnoxious music. People in council flats are inconsiderate cunts.

wow i find those old pics of me hard to look at, i legit feel embarrassed by my size in them. dat shit fucked up.