#kegcontrol

(or me ranting about every contestant before the game has even ended)

andrea: came here to have a good time and honestly feeling so attacked right now

alexandra: concerned older sister who doesn’t wash her hands (and also is still not over schlatt)

jack: he’s british and doesn’t want to pee and apparently that's everyone else’s problem

connor: barely said anything and has somehow made it farther than most contestants like does alex have a bias or someth-

matthew: smart and actually a legitimately good candidate 

stonepa: the best thing to ever come from the words “twitch mod”

weston: hi schlatt :)

schlatt: hi weston :) 

afro: tik tok eboy and that’s about all i remember of him

kegcontrol: was legit funny why was he kicked first i’m still so sad

organick: fish fear me, women... also fear me