#kbkb

i got really into pokemon for a short period of time. many kibkab under the cut

So far I have:

• A silly Modern (so basically Regular World) AU where Raihan is a popular streamer falling all over himself for his Hot Old DILF Neighbor (his chat bullies him fucking RELENTLESSLY)

• The beginnings of a Dragon AU (Tamer of Dragons Raihan and the weirdest old fire drake in the world)

• And also a Merman AU (merman Raihan… hes so LONG. Kabu is intrigued but also can he Please stop draping himself on me like that he’s so DAMP)

When it comes to canon I really want them to have a little camping trip and train together in the off season. Pokémon battle and cuddling up by the fire and cooking together….

I also think one of Raihan tagging along with Kabu to the gym is so funny because I KNOW his thought process goes “oh he’ll look so hot all sweaty like that i wonder if I can make a move in the locker room when we’re done” and then two hours later Raihan is wheezing and coughing and whining because “please please I can’t do any more don’t make me do another rep I’ll die Mr. Kabu please” because I KNOW his beanpole ass does NOT work out.

As soon as I finish replaying Omega Ruby I’m also thinking about piecing together a more interesting backstory for Kabu and then having them take a little Hoenn vacation. This one would Not be as lighthearted and fun as you would think and would in fact have a fair amount of pain. Sorry Kabu. Silly pretty boyfriend will be there with you for consolation and compensation though