Anyone else do the thing where they’re taking notes in class, but you end up taking notes on all the wrong things? Cause last week I had a history class and instead of writing about how medieval fashion was influenced by the plague I instead took notes on the way my teacher spoke and his actions. The notes were like this (quotations mean im direct quoting the teacher):Â
"we're still on the middle ages. are you a middle child? what is middle child syndrome? I am the first child. The first to live, the first to die, the first to teach my parents how to parent. First to last. First to last"
like bruh we supposed to be talking about the fashion of the middle ages
now he's talking about who's older, george bush or jeb bush
Oh good now we're back to history
kind of. He's naming dates so I assume we're back to history
"fashion for fascism? Or fashion for a difference?"
....now he's screeching like a seagull okay
"ring ring ring, who is it? It's the black death! Don't let him in!!"
"WOO! WHO CARES IT'S A COFFIN, LET'S USE IT AS A BOAT!!"
he's barricading the door with trash and recycling bins now
I'm not that worried. the bins are emtpy
now im just spouting out fun facts that i know about the plague doctors outfits
he seems pretty pleased?? he's bouncing and clapping and yelling again sooo
"OOOH HE'S GOT SOME LEGS THAT SUN KING! LOOKIT THOSE LEGS!!"
now he's talking shit about louis the 14th's wig
....and he's calling him a 'good girl'
op now we're back to the plague okay
"let's finish the plague and then we'll get back to louis the 14ths sexy body...no we won't. we just won't, okay??"
"I'll make up for my color blindness with political critique and smack talking"
he might legit be the most relatable teacher I have tbh
like other than being a lil unhinged, he's also so fucking salty
"hump fest. hump fest. hump fest. the hemp orgy. come on, let's go, don't ya'll want to see some good hippy fashion?"
"No no no, I like the hippies....from about 50 yards away"
"So that's how i make up for color blindness...just ...just brutal words"
now he's talking a color vision test over the projector bc one girl won't let go of the fact that he's color blind
