#karvachauthjokes

*Funny Karva Chauth Jokes,Karva Chauth Funny Wishes*

1.Kya Aap Sehmat Hai ?

Ki biwiya ek to pahele jeene nahi deti or upper se karva chuth rakhti hai, Marne bhi nahi deti….. Karva chauth ki shubhkamnaye… *******************************************************

2.Jaroori Suchna..

Aa gaya vo din… Jab maa pata kar sakegi, Uski pyaari beti ka boyfriend hai ya nahi… *******************************************************

3.What is the English movie name for karva chauth?

Fast & Furious “One Day Fast – 364 Days Furious…” *******************************************************

4.You know why women stars with “w”

Because all questions start with “w” Who ? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & finally wife..!! Happy karva chauth *******************************************************

5.Girlfriend : tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?

Boyfriend : Apni jaan se bhi jyada Girlfriend : mere liye taare tod kar laoge Boyfriend : to karva chuth tere baap ke takle ko dekhkar mnayenge? *******************************************************

6.Getting married is like

Giving your own… . . . . . Supari! Happy karva chauth! *******************************************************

7.Udti udti khabar aa rahi hai

Ki airtel 4G wali ladki ne karva chauth ka chand download kar ke Khana bhi kha liya…ha ha ha ha ha ha ******************************************************* *Funny Karva Chauth Jokes,Karva Chauth Funny Wishes*

8.Few Tips on Karwachauth for husband

* Jab patni ka upwaas ho use vishwas dilaye ki aap uske saath hai or aap bhi bhuke rehne ka natak kare,chahe bhale hi hotel mai nashtaw kar aaye.. *Ghar mai kuch khaye-  peeye nahi taki patni ko bhi es baat ka poora yakeen ho ki vakae aap uske saath hai... *Es din shaving na banaye,taki aapke chehre per upwaas ki feeling jhalke or heavy nashtey ki dakar per control kare nahi to pool khul jayegi... *Jab patni bhukhi ho to aap hase nahi,hasi aa rahi ho to kahi gupt sthan per jakar has aaye or patni ke samne gambhir ho jaye.. *******************************************************

8.Sabhi bhayiyo se haath jod ke nivedan he ki