#karlog

CG: OH, HEY.

TG: so i talked to distri

TG: aaaaaand it looks like we are playin a game tonite

CG: AND?

CG: FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

TG: i think we can handle it i have a good feelin

CG: WELL.

CG: ALL I CAN SAY, I GUESS, IS GOOD LUCK.

TG: thaaaaanks

TG: i tried

TG: we got this dont worry

TG: just lettin u kno the haps

CG: THANK YOU. I LIKE TO BE INFORMED.

TG: i can c that

TG: aight ima head out now i guess

TG: ttyl

CG: WAIT.

TG: ??

CG: I JUST UM.

CG: SORRY.

CG: ABOUT BEFORE.

TG: o

TG: its ok u didnt do nothin

CG: NO, I FUCKED UP, IT WASN'T OKAY.

TG: i kinda got blah on you without warnin so

TG: hey shh

TG: its all good

CG: ALRIGHT.

CG: SEE YOU LATER.

TG: byebyeee

CG: BUT I AM VERY CONFIDENT IN MY GUESSING

CG: SO I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP TALKING.

TG: feel free friendo

TG: they call me roxy tho

CG: FIRST OF ALL, GOOD FUCKING JOB NOT DYING WHEN YOU FOUGHT THE CLOWN.

CG: ROXY. GOT IT.

CG: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, BUT YOU MUST BE KIND OF A BADASS.

TG: ehh ive been known 2 kick some patooty in my time

TG: ur praise is noted tho

TG: hes kind of a nut isnt he

CG: I MEAN REALLY, THAT PIECE OF SHIT VERTICALLY CHALLENGED GRUBSPITTER ISN'T EASY TO DEAL WITH.

TG: ever try just outsmartin him over out punchin him

CG: HE INFURIATES ME TOO MUCH, I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE TO USE MY THINKPAN AROUND HIM.

TG: u might oughta consider it sometime

TG: u kno

TG: if he ever gets outta cornland

TG: part of me feels mean for laughin but then i laugh and its all better

TG: so hehehe

CG: NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT LAUGHING AT HIM.

TG: noted as well

TG: u said that was first off tho

TG: whats up???

CG: ANYWAY, YOU DIDN'T DIE, BUT YOU PROBABLY GOT A LITTLE FUCKED UP. HOW BAD IS IT? DO WE HAVE TO TRY TO FIND SOME FIRST AID SUPPLIES IN THIS HOLE?

TG: it really aint that bad

TG: i mean he got me p good in the gut but its just a gross lookin bruise at this point

TG: and im not limpin anymore rly so id say im in good shape

TG: thank u for asking:3

CG: YEAH OKAY GOOD, NOW FOR SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.

TG: here we go yesssss

CG: I HEARD FROM A RELIABLE MOPER THAT YOU WANT TO JUMP RIGHT INTO THIS GAME PLAYING SHIT.

CG: I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT THAT IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA.

TG: oh nooooo pessimistic patty got to u too

TG: sad i knew exactly who u were talkin about

TG: also it aint me who wants to JUMP into it i did kinda hint at distri to let my leggies heal first

TG: as kind of a whoa there pls sit ur butt on this couch and plan w/ me first

CG: OH GOOD, YOU DO HAVE SOME SENSE.

TG: i mean i do wanna play but im still tryin to think about things

TG: ive been fudgin around w/ my dell for a while on and off

TG: studyin the board

CG: YEAH. DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT HOW HE AND A COUPLE OF OTHER IDIOTS WENT INTO THE EASIEST FIRST LEVEL AND GOT THEIR ASSES BOOTED?

TG: 8)))))))))))))))))))

TG: yes i heard

TG: o i heard

CG: /YEAH./

CG: SO IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU TO, YOU KNOW, KEEP HIM IN CHECK.

TG: i mean in retrospect there probs aint a better way to see whats goin on besides playin but ur rite im gonna have a talk with him

CG: IF THEY CAN'T GET THROUGH THE FIRST LEVEL WITH A COUPLE OF THE MOST SKILLED PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE THINKS GOING TO HARDER DIFFICULTIES WILL WORK ANY BETTER.

TG: yeah

TG: thing is tho like we found at least ONE thing out bc of this

CG: SURE, WE HAVE TO PLAY, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO CHARGE IN HEAD FIRST LIKE THEY DID.

TG: even tho they beat it they got booted! somethins fishy is all im sayin

CG: OBVIOUSLY.

TG: not that this entire place wasnt fishy from day one

TG: but

TG: u know what i meant stfu

CG: I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY.

CG: IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN FISHY.

CG: EXCUSE ME?

TG: shhhhhh

TG: im sry i didnt mean to snap at u

CG: YOU'RE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?

CG: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

TG: only casually

TG: omg

CG: I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS WITH ANOTHER GOOD LEADER.

TG: omo

CG: AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO SHUT MY FUCKING FACE.

TG: i think i oughta splain a thing 2 u

TG: pls allow me to plead my case here

CG: FINE. SPIT OUT YOUR GROSS VOCABULARY.

TG: dude 8(

TG: ok ok

TG: that was me bein casual w/ u i say that to all my friends and i aint meanin it to be rude its more like a

TG: if u were in the same room u woulda seen me wave my hand as i said it

TG: which is usually accompanied by a pffffff sound

TG: i can see we aint close enough 4 me to joke w/ u like that i am apology

CG: I CAN SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE.

CG: OKAY.

TG: u can????

TG: o:

CG: YOU'RE FORGIVEN OR WHATEVER.

TG: yeeeeeee

CG: ANYWAY.

CG: WE NEED TO HAVE PLANS AND WORK TOGETHER WITH THIS SHIT.

CG: WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THE THING WHERE WE JUMP IN WITHOUT THINKING.

TG: yeah its kinda peevin me off at this point ngl

TG: i mean the clown was my fault

CG: YEAH, I'M NOT UPSET ABOUT THAT ONE AT ALL.

TG: ok just checkin

TG: what do u think should we have like a leaderly meetin or somethin

TG: since u like that word

TG: leader

CG: IT'S A GOOD WORD, OKAY?

CG: AND PEOPLE NEED LEADERS RIGHT NOW.

TG: hummmmmmm

TG: ok so ur the troll leader then

CG: YES.

CG: I HAVE BEEN SINCE BEFORE YOU EXISTED.

TG: damn boy ur committed

CG: I WAS THE ONE TO CREATE JOHN'S UNIVERSE.

CG: I'M BASICALLY A VERY IMPORTANT GUY.

TG: yoooooooo

TG: here i am didnt even ask to be leader

CG: SO YOU'RE LIKE JOHN, THEN. A NATURAL FRIENDLEADER.

CG: THAT ISN'T SO BAD.

TG: that have anythin to do with the loosey goosey complex u accused me of havin??

CG: A LITTLE BIT. IT'S ALSO BECAUSE I KNOW THAT A LEADER CAN EASILY FORGET ABOUT THEMSELVES.

CG: THAT IS BAD.

TG: right

CG: MAYBE YOU COULD GET A MOIRAIL TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T NEGLECT YOURSELF, IN CASE YOU FORGET MY ADVICE.

TG: a whatty what

CG: A MOIRAIL.

TG: well i got that i can reread the word as i please but what that be

CG: THEY KEEP YOU IN CHECK, YOU KEEP THEM HAPPY AND SANE. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT GIVE AND TAKE RELATIONSHIP.

TG: ooooo

TG: that sounds rly nice wth;;

CG: IT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT AS A MATESPRIT.

CG: I FORGOT YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE QUADRANTS.

TG: a whatty oh my god how many these u got

TG: o ok

TG: quad

TG: NOW i get it

CG: A MATESPRIT IS THE ONE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOU HUMANS HAVE.

CG: WHICH I STILL THINK IS THE STUPIDEST GOD DAMN SYSTEM, BUT HEY.

TG: hrrrrrm

TG: ok so matesprit is ur bf/gf i gotcha

CG: BASICALLY, WHAT I'M SAYING, IS THAT YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A MOIRAIL.

CG: OR MOIRAIL EQUIVALENT.

TG: iiiiiiii will keep that in mind

CG: IT'S SOMEONE YOU WANT TO KEEP SAFE, WHO YOU CAN TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S BOTHERING YOU.

TG: ;;;;;;;;

CG: SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING YOURSELF UP.

CG: SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.

TG: ok ok i will

TG: thank u for suggestin this 2 me i obv never woulda known about ur quadringles

CG: GOOD.

CG: YOU'RE WELCOME.

TG: u got one??

CG: GOT ONE WHAT?

TG: a moirail person

CG: OH.

CG: NO.

CG: NO, I DON'T.

CG: I USED TO.

CG: IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

TG: :c

TG: you should look into gettin urself a good one then

TG: like u said sometimes leaders forget about themselves

TG: im guessin ur speakin from personal experience and i hope u take ur own advice

CG: I AM SIGHING VERY LOUDLY.

TG: im sighin too can u hear it

CG: IF YOU CAN'T HEAR MINE, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN HEAR YOURS.

TG: maybe i sigh louder than u ever think of that

TG: maybe im the sigh master

CG: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME SPEAK?

CG: YES, YOU HAVE.

CG: IT'S HARD TO BE LOUDER THAN ME.

TG: alright fine u can have this victory

CG: THANK YOU.

TG: are we gonna ask john about a leaderly meetin? maybe u should do that while i talk to dirk

CG: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE LITTLE VICTORIES.

TG: trudat

CG: YEAH, I'M GOING TO DO THAT.

TG: alright

TG: but hey

CG: YEAH?

TG: if worse comes to worst id be goin into the game w him if i cant convince him not to

TG: rose and dave said theyd go to so like idk i think theyre p sensible

TG: are they

CG: ROSE USUALLY IS, IF SHE'S SOBER.

CG: DAVE CAN BE. SOMETIMES.

CG: JUST DO YOUR BEST.

TG: wh

TG: if shes sober

TG: what do you mean if shes sober

CG: OH.

CG: OH SHIT, YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

TG: no

TG: i dont

CG: TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.

CG: IT'LL BE A GOOD BONDING CONVERSATION.

TG: i

TG: i g2g

TG: ill tell u what dirk says

TG: bye

CG: OKAY.

CG: BYE.

[11:19] TG: psst

[11:19] TG: karkat

[11:19] TG: kakkrkrt

[11:19] TG: kakarot

[11:20] CG: WHAT IS IT, LALONDE SEQUEL?

[11:20] TG: do trolls have disney

[11:20] TG: is there a troll disney

[11:20] TG: this is vital info

[11:20] TG: 4 educational purposes

[11:20] TG: for me

[11:20] TG: its my education

[11:20] CG: CONGRATULATIONS ON SPELLING MY NAME RIGHT AT LEAST ONCE, BY THE WAY.

[11:20] TG: thnx

[11:21] CG: TROLL DISNEY? DO YOU MEAN WIZZLEY?

[11:21] CG: IS THAT WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE?

[11:22] CG: BECAUSE WIZZLEY IS UNDENIABLY THE COMPANY THAT SHAPES ANY RESPECTABLE TROLL'S WIGGLERHOOD WITH ITS WONDERS.

[11:23] CG: SO MUCH BLOOD DISCRIMINATION AND CULLING.

[11:23] CG: THOSE MOVIES REALLY CURLED YOUR CLAWS.

[11:24] TG: wut

[11:24] TG: u mean you didnt have charming movies about deer whose mothers get killed in tragic hunting accidents

[11:25] TG: only 2 befriend rabbits and skunks and grow up to be a real badass in the woods or s/t

[11:25] TG: i actually aint watched bambi in a while

[11:25] TG: maybe i should do that

[11:25] TG: when i start giving a shit

[11:25] CG: SURE, PLENTY OF FOREST CREATURES GOT FUCKED UP.

[11:25] TG: damn

[11:25] CG: IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANTED?

[11:26] CG: WE JUST GOT A CONNECTION HERE, WITH BLOODIED ANIMALS IN WIGGLER MOVIES.

[11:26] CG: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE "DAMN"ING IS ABOUT.

[11:29] TG: like

[11:29] TG: how many forest creatures would u say

[11:29] TG: were subject to the up fucking

[11:30] CG: I WAS A LITTLE MORE FOCUSED ON THE CAUTIONARY TALE PART OF THOSE FILMS, BUT I GUESS MAYBE AROUND... A SHITTON.

[11:31] TG: that is

[11:31] TG: a lotta dead furry animals

[11:32] TG: im sorry 4 ur loss :(

[11:32] CG: THERE ARE A LOT OF CRAZY BEAST FUCKS OUT THERE, OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE MOVIES ABOUT THAT. IT'S ONE OF THE WAYS YOU LEARN TO TRUST YOUR LUSUS, KNOWING THEY'LL FUCK UP ANYTHING THAT GETS TOO CLOSE TO YOU IN A THREATENING MANNER.

[11:32] CG: NO LOSSES HERE.

[11:33] TG: crazy beast fuck sounds like the troll phrase 4 bestiality

[11:33] TG: ngl i didnt read the rest of the stuff u just said

[11:35] CG: WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME IS THAT YOU'RE BEING SOLLUX RIGHT NOW.

[11:35] CG: THAT'S WHAT I TOOK FROM THAT.

[11:35] CG: LITERALLY EXACTLY A THING HE WOULD DO.

[11:35] CG: IN ALMOST THOSE EXACT FUCKING WORDS.

[11:36] TG: possessed by the spirit of ur good pal lolsux

[11:36] TG: i guess im ok w that

[11:36] TG: he seems 2 have lost his spirit today i guess thats where it went

[11:36] CG: DON'T BE, HE'S A JACKASS.

[11:36] CG: WAIT, ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM?

[11:36] TG: ye

[11:37] CG: THAT EXPLAINS THE RANDOM ASS LINE OF QUESTIONING. BROUGHT UP WIZZLEY OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED IT WITH HIM, AND HAD TO COME TO ME TO CONFIRM THE INFORMATION.

[11:38] TG: ye x2

[11:38] TG: he didnt know what a didneywoarl was

[11:39] CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A DIDNEYWOARL.

[11:39] CG: THAT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING THAN WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING.

[11:41] TG: no it aint

[11:41] TG: its the exact same thing

[11:42] CG: WIZZLEY/DISNEY IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE.

[11:42] CG: THAT DOES NOT EQUAL "DIDNEYWOARL".

[11:45] TG: yes it does

[11:45] TG: when u go to didneywoarl

[11:48] TG: with cool bros named dave

[11:48] TG: which are better than other ppls bros

[11:49] CG: THAT IS QUESTIONABLE, THOUGH DAVE IS ONE HELL OF A BRO.

[11:49] CG: THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHAT A DIDNYWOARL IS.

[11:51] TG: ok

[11:51] TG: hold up

[11:51] TG:  https://www.google.com/search?q=didneywoarl&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.51156542,d.eWU,pv.xjs.s.en_US.iz6Z5q8RWbs.O&biw=1366&bih=643&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=2oEdUsm-FYylsATUpoDIDA

[11:52] CG: HOLY MOTHER OF NOOKMUNCH.

[11:52] CG: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

[11:53] TG: u r looking

[11:53] TG: at

[11:53] TG: uh

[11:53] TG: a google image search

[11:54] CG: EXTREMELY INFORMATIVE, THANK YOU.

[11:54] TG: ur welc

[11:54] TG: no but hold up

[11:54] TG:  http://yournaperville.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/disney-world.jpg

[11:55] TG: this, my behorned dudepal, is the place of which i speak

[11:57] CG: YOU'RE AT A TINY CASTLE?

[11:57] TG: sign

[11:57] TG: no its an amusement par

[11:57] TG: +k

[11:57] TG: but like

[11:57] TG: a billion times awesomer

[12:04] CG: OH. YEAH WELL SEE, WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THAT. OUR AMUSEMENT WAS DERIVED FROM NOT GETTING WHENEVER WE WENT OUTSIDE

[12:05] TG: uhhh h/o i might be part of an emergency here

[12:05] -- toastyGrammarian [TG] ceased pestering carnivorousGravitation [CG] at 00:05 --

[12:05] CG: FINE.

[08:27] TG: kakarkt

[08:27] TG: kakarot

[08:27] TG: hi

[08:28] CG: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE FIGURE OUT A WAY, JUST, JUST, FIGURE OUT ANY POSSIBLE WAY, TO HIT THE PROPER KEYS WITH THE TIPS OF YOUR POINT-DIGITS IN THE CORRECT ORDER THAT WILL PRODUCE THE CORRECT SPELLING OF MY NAME

[08:28] TG: no?

[08:28] TG: but hi

[08:29] CG: HI

[08:29] TG: wait brb

[08:29] CG: ALRIGHT

[08:29] TG: hi kar

[08:29] TG: wwhat are you up to

[08:29] CG: HEY, AMPORA. NOTHING.

[08:30] TG: oh okay

[08:30] TG: wwe should hang out again soon okay

[08:30] TG: because that wwould be pretty fuckin swweet

[08:30] CG: YEAH, THAT'D BE COOL

[08:31] TG: okay awwesome

[08:31] CG: WHEN? 'CAUSE, I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU, THERE IS NO SHIT GOING ON HERE THAT NEEDS MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION ANY TIME SOON.

[08:31] TG: oh yeah so there wwas some shit that happened recently that i should tell you about but i might havve to savve it for later because rox might wwant her computer back wwhenevver shes fuckin returned

[08:31] TG: oh

[08:31] TG: uh

[08:32] CG: WAIT, WHAT?

[08:32] CG: WHAT HAPPENED?

[08:32] CG: TELL ME NOW

[08:32] TG: oh shes hovverin

[08:32] TG: ...

[08:32] CG: TELL ME

[08:32] TG: i suppose i could

[08:32] TG: tell him hqt

[08:32] TG: qht'

[08:32] TG: wjat

[08:32] TG: qhat'

[08:32] TG: what'

[08:32] TG: thtere

[08:32] CG: OH MY GOD

[08:32] TG: fuck shes steali he keyboard

[08:32] TG: *stealin

[08:33] TG: ive go cheese balls

[08:33] TG: oh

[08:33] CG: WHAT

[08:33] TG: go on w/ ur convo

[08:33] TG: fuck sorry car

[08:33] TG: *kar

[08:33] CG: NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I'M TALKING TO HERE

[08:33] TG: anywway i got incarcirated recently

[08:33] TG: ...incarscierated

[08:33] TG: i cant speellt oday

[08:34] TG: ANNYWWWWWWWAY

[08:34] TG: i wwas throwwn in troll dungeon but im out noww

[08:34] CG: WHAT?

[08:34] TG: obvviously

[08:34] CG: WHAT??????!!!!!!

[08:34] CG: WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY?

[08:35] TG: it wwas about a wweek or so again an i not completely sure wwhy besides there bein a conspiracy goin on in our fuckin troll govvernment

[08:35] TG: because i wwas speakin wwith parliament an after i aquired the right for fef n meen to gain an audience wwith them i wwas throwwn in

[08:36] TG: theyre a buncha douchenozzles >:C

[08:36] TG: that wwasnt me

[08:36] TG: lol yah

[08:37] CG: CONSPIRACY. IN OUR GOVERNMENT. OUR IMPERIALISTIC, CASTE-SYSTEM, MONARCHY. IS CORRUPT. IS WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING TELLING ME HERE.

[08:37] TG: yeah basically

[08:37] TG: i dont think they wwant a neww empress

[08:38] TG: which is too bad cuz theyre gettin one

[08:39] CG: THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER ONCE SHE IS ONE, THOUGH, SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO DO.

[08:39] TG: yeah fef is totally goin to kick them all the fuck outta our govvernment

[08:40] TG: with a royal toe up their hind ends

[08:40] TG: like troll football

[08:40] TG: kicked straight 4 a fuckin goal

[08:40] CG: SO, LITTERALLY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET CHANGED THEN

[08:41] TG: thats fefs plan wwhich i think is for the best

[08:41] TG: ivve been helpin her wwith some of the technicalities

[08:41] CG: LET'S HOPE SO. WHAT KIND OF HELP?

[08:42] TG: just basic lessons on history stuff an howw things wworked on old alternia that she wwasnt awware of since she wwas heiress an all an wwasnt exposed to evverythin

[08:45] CG: THAT'S WEIRD. I ALWAYS KINDA FIGURED SHE KNEW LIKE, A BUNCH OF SHIT WE DIDN'T? LIKE THAT HER LUSUS OR SOME SHIT SOMEHOW TOLD HER ALL THIS SECRET INFORMATION, BUT I GUESS, YEAH, HER BEING MORE SHELTERED MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU PUT IT OUT THERE

[08:45] TG: yeah i guess

[08:46] TG: i wwouldnt say she wwas like completely fuckin sheltered she just didnt knoww exactly howw certain things actually wwere

[08:46] CG: AH

[08:46] TG: and just had the wwrong idea i guess

[08:46] CG: OKAY

[08:46] TG: anywway thats basically evverythin

[08:47] TG: i should probably let rox havve her computer back i just wwanted to say hi

[08:47] CG: ALRIGHT.

[08:47] CG: SEE YOU SOME TIME, THEN.

[08:47] TG: :3

[08:47] TG: that was a nice lil talk

[08:47] CG: YES, IT'S AS THOUGH NICE TOOK A SHIT ALL OVER THAT TALK.

[08:47] TG: i miss us all havin nice lil talks we should have more nice talks sometimes

[08:49] CG: I'LL BE SURE TO START EXCRETING NICE TALKS LIKE IT'S NO BODY'S GODDAMNED BUSINESS THEN

[08:49] TG: ok sweet

[08:50] TG: you should come over and let us feed u cheese balls sometime too

[08:50] TG: and thats p much all i gotta say on that note

[08:50] TG: but on another note

[08:50] CG: THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I DON'T THINK CHEESE BALS ARE A THING I WANT. NO. I MEAN, I'LL COME OVER BUT, FUCK THE CHEESE BALLS.

[08:50] CG: WHAT?

[08:51] TG: if u have anything to controbute to wedding plan ideas you can feel free to just chuck them in our general direction

[08:51] TG: also cheese balls are delicious and you should try them

[08:51] CG: WEDDING PLANS? WHAT WEDDING, WE'RE HAVING A WEDDING? YOU'RE STILL DOING THAT? THAT'S STILL A THING?

[08:52] TG: if by we you mean me and him lmfao

[08:52] CG: YES, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

[08:52] TG: you are pretty great karkat but i dont know if im ready fro that kind of commitment

[08:52] TG: but yes

[08:52] CG: OH, JEEZ, I AM FUCKING DEVESTATED OVER HERE. THERE ARE ACTUAL GODDAMEND TEARS ON MY FACE SKIN.

[08:52] TG: im sorry :(

[08:53] CG: YOU SHOULD BE.

[08:53] TG: i didnt mean to let you down so callously

[08:54] TG: o m g theres a butt

[08:54] TG: ok i gotta go deal with this

[08:54] CG: I DON'T KNOW A WHOLE LOT ABOUT HUMAN MATRIMONIAL CEREMONIES OR WHATEVER, BUT IF YOU GET YOUR DICKS IN A TWIST I'LL TRY TO EXTEND A METAPHORICAL HAND, I GUESS.

[08:55] CG: A BUTT

[08:55] TG: lol thanks!!

[08:55] TG: yeah a butt

[08:55] TG: a serious butt

[08:55] CG: WHAT KIND OF BUTT?

[08:55] TG: A ROUND ONE

[08:55] TG: :333333

[08:55] CG: OKAY

[08:55] CG: DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING THAT MAKES SENSE, THAT'S FINE.

[08:55] TG: u dont wanna know

[08:55] TG: g2g

[08:55] CG: I PROBABLY DONT

[08:55] CG: BYE

[08:55] TG: byeyyee

[11:26] TG: hey karkat

[11:26] TG: *kart

[11:28] CG: PLEASE DONT SEND ME ANY HOOFBEAST PORN

[11:28] TG: oh damn it

[11:28] TG: seriously

[11:28] TG: who beat me

[11:28] CG: SOLLUX BEAT YOU TO IT

[11:28] CG: aSOLLUX BEAT YOU TO SCARRING ME EMOTIONALLY FOR THE NEXT TWENTY-THREE HOURS

[11:29] TG: well damn

[11:29] TG: guess he finally read it

[11:29] TG: SB)

[11:30] CG: I KNOW, YOU DON'T GET TO ASSAULT ME WITH OBSCENE HORES DICK TONIGHT

[11:30] CG: READ WHAT?

[11:30] TG: just that

[11:31] TG: i gave it to him on a thumb drive

[11:31] CG: OH

[11:31] TG: he thought he was gettin pokemon but nooooo

[11:31] CG: WHY ARE WE SENDING EACHOTHER HORSE GENETALIA NOW?

[11:31] CG: WHY IS THAT A THING?

[11:31] TG: why not

[11:31] TG: to share the pain mostly

[11:31] TG: or the raw beauty

[11:31] TG: idk

[11:32] TG: the raw painful beauty

[11:32] TG: sort of like horses

[11:32] TG: and their genitalia

[11:32] CG: OF COURSE, BECAUSE WE ARE ALL THAT KIND OF WIGGLER NOW

[11:32] CG: THE WIGGLER WITH EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS

[11:32] CG: WHO SENDS THEIR FRIENDS HORSE DICK

[11:33] TG: yes

[11:33] TG: wiggling all over the horse dick

[11:33] TG: thats probably a line in there actually

[11:34] CG: YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ME A HORRIBLE IMAGE OF GRUBS WIGGLING ALL OVER A FUCKING HORSE DICK. THANK YOU. TEHRE IS NO MIND BLEACHC STRONG ENOGUH TO ERASE THIS STAIN FROM MY HINKPAN.

[11:34] CG: *THINKPAN

[11:34] CG: IT'S STUCK THERE NOW

[11:34] CG: FOREVER

[11:34] TG: that is my gift to you

[11:34] TG: for you to treasure for the ages

[11:34] TG: a bond of our friendship

[11:34] TG: 5ever

[11:34] CG: AH, YES, EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, MY FAVORITE GIFT.

[11:34] CG: NO NEED TO GET ME ANYTHIGN FOR TWELTH PERIGEE THIS YEAR, YOU ARE FUCKIGN COVERED.

[11:35] TG: that was the plan

[11:36] TG: so other than horse dick whats hangin

[11:36] CG: OH YOU KNOW, JUST TRYING TO CHILL AND WHATEVER, BUT FAILING TO DO SOAS I HAVE TO BE ASSAULTED WITH HORSE DICK

[11:37] TG: yeah

[11:37] TG: it pretty much ran at you full force in that piece o beautiful fic

[11:38] CG: THAT'S SO MUCH EFFORT TO PUT INTO HORSE PENIS

[11:39] TG: only one man could be that recklessly attached to horse cock

[11:39] TG: equine phallus is his hidden passion

[11:40] CG: PLEASE, BEFORE I CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY UNCONTROLABLE VOMIT

[11:41] TG: does this mean ur gonna share it

[11:41] CG: NO

[11:41] CG: NO IM NOT

[11:41] TG: damn

[11:41] TG: the fun train ends here

[11:41] TG: last stop karkat vantas

[11:41] CG: IM NOT STOOPING TO THOSE LEVELS, THEY'RE PRACTICALLY IN THE NEXT RELM WITH HOW LOW THEY ARE ANYWAY

[11:41] TG: but dont you want to make someone else suffer as much as you have suffered

[11:43] CG: NO ONE DESERVES TO SUFFER THE WAY I HAVE SUFFERED TONIGHT

[11:43] TG: such a martyr

[11:44] TG: bless u karkat

[11:44] TG: youve saved an innoncent soul

[11:44] CG: IT'S WHAT I DO.

[11:45] TG: its ok im gonna make sure everybody sees this gem

[11:45] TG: i will fill in for the void you have crated

[11:45] TG: *created

[11:45] CG: ALRIGHT, HAVE FUN WITH THAT

[11:46] TG: pff ok sir charmer

[11:47] TG: i will come bearing gifts that are maybe not so horse cocky later

[11:47] CG: GO FOR IT. HAVE A GODDAMNED BALL. FLY AWAY, LITTLE SPAZ-MONSTER, FLY AWAY TO GO ON YOUR HORSE DICK ADVENTURES

[11:48] TG: thank u im glad to have your blessing troll jesus

[11:48] TG: byeeeee <3