#karks

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KARKAT: THIS ALTERCATION IS BECOMING UNCOMFORTABLY PHYSICAL, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

DAVE: what are you talking about

KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

DAVE: shut up and draw another penis

KARKAT: YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE SOCIAL IMPLICATIONS OF ALL THIS HOSTILE TOUCHING AND GRABBING DO YOU???

KARKAT: I DON’T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU STRIDER, JUST STEP OFF.

I love them! :)

who steals french fries off the other’s plate

Both yeah, but I think Lucy does it more often.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple

Ted I think she played along until he got married, now she just laughs and nudges him.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

I feel Lucy would be the one bailing all the Hufflepuff gang out of jail, and she doesn’t mind.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

Lucy loved giving him advice about everything with Andy, maybe she was one of the few who knew? And she would go and told him not to give up or get discouraged.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes

Yep, Lucy totally does that.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk

She likes to be on top haha

who starts and who wins the pillow fights

As you said Ted starts them and she wins, and she will tell him that he should know better

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush