#karkat posts

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? IT WAS ALL A LIE. A FUCKING LIE. THE REPORT ALLEGATIONS ARE SO OFFENSIVELY IGNORANT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE LEXICAL CAPACITY TO ADEQUATELY CONVEY MY DISGUST. AND THE "HATE SPEECH" IS MY NORMAL, PERFECTLY HEALTHY WAY OF COMMUNICATING. IT'S CALLED HAVING A PERSONA. A CHARACTER. A BIT! ANYONE WITH A SINGLE SYNAPSE FIRING IN THEIR CRANIAL CAVITY COULD SEE THAT!

THEY DIDN'T JUST DELETE A BLOG. THEY DELETED HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS. THEY DELETED YEARS OF INTERACTIONS, MEMORIES, AND A COMMUNITY WE BUILT TOGETHER. I AM SAD, OKAY? I'M ADMITTING IT. IT'S A GAPING, CACOPHONOUS HOLE WHERE A HUGE CHUNK OF MY LIFE USED TO BE, AND IT FUCKING SUCKS.

BUT I AM NOT FUCKING DONE. I REFUSE TO LET THIS BE THE END.

I AM, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, REUPLOADING MY ENTIRE FUCKING DISCOGRAPHY. EVERY SONG. EVERY SCREAMING ANTHEM AND EVERY PAINFULLY QUIET TRACK IS BEING DRAGGED BACK FROM THE VOID, KICKING AND SCREAMING. THE NEW MAIN HUB FOR ALL MY AUDIO CULLING AND GENERAL EXISTENTIAL WAILING IS RIGHT HERE IN THIS NEW BLOG. I HOPE YOU FIND ME AGAIN. WHEN I AM FINISHED BRINGING THIS SHIP BACK TO ITS FORMER GLORY, I WILL RETURN WITH NEW SONGS, FORGED IN THE WHITE-HOT FIRES OF CRUELTY AND INJUSTICE.

SO HERE IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. YOU ARE GOING TO COME TO THIS NEW BLOG AND YOU ARE GOING TO FOLLOW IT. YOU ARE GOING TO REBLOG THIS ANNOUNCEMENT SO EVERYONE WHO IS LOST AND CONFUSED CAN FIND THEIR WAY BACK. AND IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE INBOX ROLEPLAY CREW, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE AND START BOTHERING ME AGAIN, BECAUSE MY INBOX IS A DESOLATE, ECHOING CAVERN AND IT'S DEPRESSING AS ALL HELL.

WE ARE CONTINUING THE LEGACY. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF AUDIO FILES TO UPLOAD AND A RAGE TO SUSTAIN AT A STEADY, PRODUCTIVE SIMMER.

(Case (Broadway Karkat II), December 2022)

(cantabileGato (The Original Broadway Karkat), May 2026)

OTHER THAN THAT THERE IS A VOD OF CANTABILEGATO KNIGHTING ME ON A PUBLIC TWITCH STREAM, BUT IT MIGHT BE AVAILABLE ONLY THROUGH HIS PATREON. I DON’T KNOW, GO FUCKING SEARCH FOR IT YOURSELF.

THIS IS NOT ME TRYING TO REPLACE CANTABILEGATO, BY THE WAY. THIS IS ME SAYING THAT THE PROJECT IS ALIVE AND WELL, AND I’LL CONTINUE RELEASING SONGS WITH BOTH OF THE PREVIOUS HOLDERS’ BLESSING. AS THE… WAIT, THE LATINO AU?? EMOKAT??! WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT???!!

AND TO ADD TO MY WOES, THERE’S ALSO THE SMALL MATTER OF THE ALTERNIAN WORLD CUP MATCH HAPPENING TODAY. WHICH MEANS THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET IS ABOUT TO TURN INTO A SCREAMING, HONKING, FIREWORK-DETONATING NOISE ORCHESTRA FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS. IF YOU’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED AN ENTIRE PLANET COLLECTIVELY LOSING ITS MIND OVER SPORTS, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PEACEFUL EXISTENCE, I’M SO VERY FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU. I’LL BE OVER HERE TRYING TO DETERMINE WHETHER THE SOUNDS I HEAR NEXT WERE A GOAL CELEBRATION OR THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION.