DO YOU LIKE DOING KARAOKE (IN A BAR NOT A PRIVATE ROOM)
Yes but in the way where I’m taking it very seriously. I am singing REALLY well*
YES. Embarassing myself in front of strangers in a shitty Midwestern dive *
Yes and I am absolutely shitfaced
Absolutely NOT
*this is meant to be unironic
*bar on a Wednesday night is drugs for my brain. I am stone cold sober. PLS COME EMBARRASS YOURSELF WITH ME ITS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS ALSO UNIRONIC!!!!!!!!!






