#kanoitrace

I was legit thinking the same thing.

Thank you!!

Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?

Hot chocolate! I’m not much of a tea or coffee drinker, and it (especially the coffee) amazes my family to no end.

Rules: Take the 16 personality test and find out what characters are the same personality type as you and list them! Then tag five friends (tagged by: @chippish )

Me: ENTP. 

Fictional Characters; Felicity Smoak, The Joker (greaaaat) Tyrion Lannister, Captain Jack Sparrow, Julian Sark (Alias), James T. Kirk, Tony Stark, Sirius Black, Holden Caulfield, Fred and George Weasley, Peter Quill (Starlord), Gabriel (Supernatural) Sophia (Golden Girls) Ten (DW) Barney Stinson, Flynn (Librarians), Mark Watney (The Martian) James Moriarty (Sherlock)

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by kanoitrace

When Dean Winchester’s brother is kidnapped by the carta king, Crowley, his only hope is to enlist the help of the legendary space pirate, Castiel. Lucky for him, Castiel has a grudge of his own against Crowley, and agrees to help him under one condition: Not only do they save Sam, but they take down Crowley, as well. Dean has little choice but to agree. What follows is a journey across the solar system to enlist the help of old friends and dethrone the king. And if some people fall in love along the way? Well, that can only be a bonus, right?

Words: 1555, Chapters: 1/19, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Charlie Bradbury, Jo Harvelle, Ash (Supernatural), Anna Milton, Hannah (Supernatural), Michael (Supernatural), Cain (Supernatural), Crowley (Supernatural), Bela Talbot, Benny Lafitte, Meg Masters, Ruby (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Ellen Harvelle

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury/Hannah (Supernatural), Michael/Anna Milton, Garth Fitzgerald IV/Jo Harvelle, Ruby/Sam Winchester, past Meg/Castiel - Relationship, one-sided Crowley/Castiel

Additional Tags: Space Pirates, Alternate Universe - Space, Character Death, Past Character Death, Fictional Religion & Theology, Minor Violence, Happy Ending, Dean/Cas Big Bang Challenge 2015

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by kanoitrace

Apparently, Dean made a huge street performer faux pas. And apparently, that makes him a social pariah. So apparently, Dean is spying on the guy whose corner he was apparently stealing. Okay, so there's not actually anything apparent about this last part because he is actually doing it.

Words: 1082, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 14 of Tumblr Fic

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Fluff, Street Performers, Alternate Universe - Human, Musician Dean, Musician Castiel

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by kanoitrace

When the door opens, she's full on ready to go on a tirade, even if it turns out to be a little, old granny who just can't hear or some kid getting up for school. Pretty much the only thing she isn't prepared for is the absolutely perfect specimen of a man before her. And great, now she's staring and forgot the whole reason she came down here in the first place. She's fairly certain is wasn't to ogle sexy beefcakes. But she's only fairly certain.

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In which Jess has been woken up every day this week by the over loud alarm clock of her downstairs neighbor, and she's finally decided it's time to do something about it.

Words: 1672, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of Tumblr Fic

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jessica Moore, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel

Relationships: Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester, mentioned Dean Winchester/Castiel, Jessica Moore & Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Neighbors

I probably ship us too! <3

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by kanoitrace, sadrobots, shiphitsthefan, viscouslover

In a world where gloryholes have been banned by the TSA, a lone cocksure drilling assistant fights against the tyranny of MechaHitler to save the world from sharknados.

Plot twist: He’s in love with a squirrel.

Another plot twist: It is Crowley all along.

Super plot twist: Sam gets a zoo. (But no one is surprised because he hit the zoo keeper.) He disappears for a year because he gets sucked into a time vortex caused by the sharknado, which, if you recall, was a major plot point. When he returns, he is a mooseraptor. From space.

Oh shit, this is the summary. Um. Well. 100k slow burn summarizing. But MAYBE, JUST MAYBE they can find love in a world that makes literally no sense.

Read and Review? It’s our first fic together; be gentle, use lubricant, and practice safe concrit.

Words: 1291, Chapters: 1/249, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural, Supernatural RPF, TSA America: Level Orange, Actor RPF, Sharknado (Movies), Sharknado RPF, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Jurassic World (2015), Jurassic World RPF, 1st Century CE RPF, Ocean RPF, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Tree/Forest RPF, Lord of the Rings RPF, Gilmore Girls, Exploration Geology RPF, Stonehenge Apocalypse (2010), Stonehenge Apocalypse RPF, Once Upon a Time RPF, What's Your Number RPF, The Losers RPF, Fantastic Four RPF, Supernatural: The Musical RPF, Mario Kart RPF, Fox News RPF, Fandom Fandom - Fandom, Snowpiercer (2013), ECKC, Indiana Jones Series

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Kainan

Relationships: Kainan/Original Shark, Castiel/Dean Winchester, MechaHitler/Original Vegetable, Mario/Luigi, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, TSA!Dmitri/cockslut!Jensen, Sam/Sam's Hair, Impala/Sharknado, Couch People/Floor People, Chris Pratt/Raptor Squad, Jesus/cockslut!Jensen, Jacob Glaser/Robot Head, Boeing 737/Mjolnir, MechaHitler/Zola, Chris Evans/Sebastian Stan, omega!Curtis/alpha!Snowpiercer, Cain/Cain's Beard, Cain's Bear/Sam's Hair, Snowpiercer/Mario Kart

Additional Tags: Original Vegetable, Slow Burn, Major Character Shark, Where's Kainan, Everyone's Poly Because Reasons, Polysharks, Sam Gets a Zoo, Squirrelnado RPF, Dead Squirrel Friends, Sad Squirrel Friends, Eventual Nip Slip, fake boyfriends, Found Kainan, Cocksure Drilling Assistant, TSA Bans Gloryholes, Speaking of MechaHitler, 1980s B-Movie AU, happy ending I promise, Time Slipstreams, Moosebaiting, Sharktext, Dom/sub Undertones, ot10 - Freeform, Dean In Sensible Boxer Briefs, Benny is a Vampire Bat, Bring it out Dmitri, Sekrit RPF, Does Anyone Know Anything About Shark Anatomy?, Interspecies Romance for TS, Mismanaged Reaganomics, 2006, Sweaty Hands for TS, San Diego Comic-Con, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Dubious Consent, Love Wins, Self-Insert, Train ABO Dynamics, Caboose Babies, Sexually Sentient Hair, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Crossover, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Not Safe For Anywhere, Not Safe For Anyone