#kamafushi

Maybe Fushimi just really does like thick thighs, all the better to rest his head on. Like he complains about Kamamoto taking up all the room in the bed but he also likes just lying down with his arms draped over Kamamoto’s thighs or using Kamamoto’s thighs as a pillow. They’re actually not as soft as he expected, I imagine Kamamoto is probably pretty muscular all things considered, but that just makes it more comfortable somehow. He wouldn’t admit that he’s attracted to them but Kamamoto has definitely figured it out, when asked Fushimi denies it in a way that he only does when he’s too embarrassed to be honest. Kamamoto enjoys knowing that Fushimi likes his thighs too, imagine them lounging around together and Fushimi is just idly stroking Kamamoto’s thighs. Kamamoto grins and says Fushimi really enjoys that, Fushimi denies it but he’s obviously pretty attracted by the sight. I also imagine Fushimi also probably likes that only he gets to really get a good look at Kamamoto’s thighs, since normally in the winter Kamamoto is wearing the heavy sweatpants. In the summer sometimes Kamamoto wears shorts or a swimsuit but his thighs are less interesting then, it’s really in the winter when only Fushimi gets to see them properly and appreciate them.

…Is he freezing in place because he can’t move due to how big they are XD Fushimi is usually unaffected by boobs regardless of gender but maybe he just hasn’t thought about it before. Like imagine this post-ROK and Fushimi and Kamamoto have been surprisingly getting closer but Fushimi hasn’t realized that he’s developing any feelings (because ew feelings). Kamamoto has sorta realized on his end and is being very open and friendly to Fushimi, trying to take it slow, but then imagine Fushimi gets into some life threatening style mess probably due to still trying to do everything on his own and refusing to ask for help. Fushimi gets out of it all right and doesn’t get what the big deal is, he survived and he’s in one piece so clearly his decision to do this alone was the correct one. He does not at all expect Kamamoto to suddenly run over and grab him, imagine Fushimi freezing even just at the touch because he’s really not used to being tackle hugged this way and his brain shuts down a little. Kamamoto is like half sobbing thankful that Fushimi’s safe and kinda bouncing him up and down as Fushimi realizes that he’s pretty well stuck between Kamamoto’s boobs and….you know what, this isn’t terrible. Just that realization alone is enough to make Fushimi freeze and he’s just letting Kamamoto hug him, trying to figure out what’s going on and what are all these weird feeling things coursing through his body and why is this not as objectionable as he’d assumed, his worldview all askew. At some point he realizes perhaps he’s actually lightheaded from the lack of oxygen due to being pressed up against Kamamoto’s mighty chest and has to fussily pull away, red-faced and panting and it’s definitely all from the low oxygen and exertion, that’s absolutely all it is.

Cue Kamamoto just absolutely buried under reports, all filled with complex information that he can’t understand. Kamamoto isn’t stupid either, it’s not like he can’t read this stuff and he’s helped out with the business side of things at his family’s store before, it’s just that everything is so high level and complex it’s way beyond him. He’s not entirely sure if this is actually what Fushimi does all day or if the Blue King is bullying him (actual answer: possibly both) but he doesn’t want to make more work for Fushimi by messing it up so he steels his resolve and decides to do his best. One thing he does have going for him is his natural friendliness and that serves him well, because the alphabet boys see him struggling and check in to see how he’s doing. Doumyouji commiserates with him on all the work, like yeah Fushimi-san is amazing so regular guys can’t keep up that’s why I try to have fun with my reports, while Akiyama and Benzai start assisting him on streamlining the tasks so he can focus on the stuff he does understand. In the end it’s a group effort to get things done but they do get all the reports taken care of so that Kamamoto can report to Fushimi that there’s no more work to be done today please rest, and meanwhile he’s also gained a new appreciation of how skilled Fushimi really is.

As he’s napping Fushimi enters the bar on his own, in a bad mood and grumbling about idiot Misaki who left early without him. When he sees Yata isn’t in the bar he’s about to leave but then he spots Kamamoto napping with his sunglasses on. Fushimi clicks his tongue and mutters ‘stupid,’ like this fatty even wears sunglasses while he sleeps. Fushimi decides to snatch them off Kamamoto’s face and Kamamoto immediately stirs, rubbing his eyes and mumbling ‘oh, Fushimi, you’re here.’ Kamamoto looks around wondering where his sunglasses went as Fushimi silently hides them behind his back. Kamamoto turns to ask Fushimi if he’s seen Kamamoto’s sunglasses and Fushimi is suddenly face to face with blond eyelashes and deep limpid eyes staring at him like a needy helpless puppy. Fushimi feels an inexplicable heat rising to his face and clicks his tongue, shoving the sunglasses at Kamamoto as he mumbles something about finding them on the floor. Kamamoto is all innocently thanking him and Fushimi shrugs, refusing to look at him until Kamamoto has the sunglasses back on.

Fushimi kept the relationship so low key no one actually noticed XD Like imagine when Fushimi gets pregnant and there’s all this chatter and rumors about who the dad could be, the rank and file of S4 are sure it must be Captain while the Homra guys are secretly running a betting pool and Yata is winning. Fushimi doesn’t talk about it and clicks his tongue if anyone asks, like is this really any of your business. Really Fushimi is probably just assuming that isn’t it obvious, like he’s let the baby’s father be in his presence so isn’t it clear that they’ve been dating for ages. After the baby is born everyone’s waiting to get a look at her, figuring this might solve the father question (red hair is Yata, half the S4 boys are probably assuming if this is Captain’s kid she’s probably been born with glasses already on her face). And then they get a look at her: chubby and somehow already tanned, and everyone turns as one to stare at Kamamoto. Kamamoto weakly says he’s been trying to tell everyone for the last couple months and they all treated him like he was kidding.

Kamamoto doesn’t feel scary enough to be a leopard seal, I feel like he would end up as like the most chill one ever. Like he doesn’t want to hunt or go after small animals, he wants to lie on his belly and be fed fish. There’s some concern about introducing penguin Fushimi into his habitat, while Penguinshimi can certainly handle himself around predators (due to his tiny penguin knives) a leopard seal is an entirely different thing, especially a big round one like Kamamoto. At first they hang out in separate sections of their little enclosure, with Kamamoto giving Fushimi big sad leopard eyes while Fushimi busily wanders around his section of the ice ignoring him. Then Kamamoto starts making leopard seal calls and that definitely puts Fushimi on edge, penguin instincts insisting that this is a dangerous predator and not just stupid Kamamoto. Kamamoto carefully moves closer and closer, snuffling at Fushimi who is ready to pull a penguin knife if he sees a hint of a fang. Instead Kamamoto just rolls over and lets Fushimi use him as a couch. This makes Penguinshimi feel much more at ease and soon they’re just hanging it together, with Kamamoto occasionally making little mating calls and Fushimi gently smacking him with a wing (and also making Kamamoto eat all the fish that Penguinshimi has deemed inferior, what a handy use for a seal). Kamamoto has accepting this and happily rolls around letting Fushimi bully him lovingly, it’s easy to forget which one is supposed to be the apex predator.

Post-ROK after they start dating he’s even more annoyed about it and will visibly pout while it’s happening, the problem is Kamamoto is a nice guy so he’s not willing to just tell the girls to leave. He does say that he’s taken and the girls will just laugh and keep flirting, oblivious of the fact that the gloomy nerd sitting in the shade behind Kamamoto is his boyfriend. I imagine the two of them hanging out in the summer and Kamamoto has to humor all the girls who start hitting on him, aware of the pointed tongue clicks he’s hearing behind him, and trying to get the girls to move on quickly before someone gets stabbed (either them or him). Once Kamamoto is able to fight off the horde of female attention he then has to deal with the even more fearsome Fushimi in a grumpy mood, making sure his pouting boyfriend knows that none of the girls interested him and he’s very impressed with the amount of restraint Fushimi showed in not pulling any knives.

Penguinshimi wouldn’t want to admit that he’s flirting, that rock just showed up there. Like after Fushimi is turned into a penguin he’s hanging out in the little enclosure that was set up for him and Kamamoto gets to be the one to come over and try and feed him yummy fish. Fushimi does not care for raw fish unless it’s to his exact specifications and will sit and poke around in the bucket until he sees a fish he deems edible. He keeps setting the other fish close to Kamamoto, because he knows Kamamoto likes to eat so here, you have these fish. Kamamoto is totally not getting it, especially when he keeps trying to give the fish back to Fushimi (or even worse, other penguins are around and Kamamoto is trying to give his fish to them, those were gifts). Penguinshimi also keeps finding shiny rocks and leaving them near where Kamamoto stands when he brings the fish, except Kamamoto doesn’t want to slip on them so he keeps sweeping them away and then doesn’t understand why Fushimi will angrily peck him. One time he does spot a particularly shiny rock and decides to slip it in his pocket instead, Fushimi is suddenly much more docile that day and only pecks him a little bit.