#kaistarter

“I think I’ll name one of my future sons Mordecai. Keep the trend going. Maybe I won’t name any of them until they can prove their depravity.” Kai muttered outloud before taking a sip of his drink and squinting slightly as if considering “ What’s a good name for an evil girl? Just in case. Brittany?”

“This place is deader than the entire Gemini coven, minus two particular thorns in my side, Lizzy and-” Pauses bringing his right hand up to pretend to read off of“ Thing Number 2...-Anyway...Hi! I’m Kai.”

“My day really doesn’t feel like it’s truly started until I have annoyed someone. On that note. It really doesn’t feel like it has truly ended if someone hasn’t been injured or killed by the time the day is over either. You feel me?”

“Hello morons. I came here to see if any of you ‘got good’ but apparently you all are still stupid as fuck. So,-” Lifts up his right hand and tosses a chip into his mouth, chewing it obnoxiously before pointing “ I’m weighting my options here, set the school on fire with everyone in it. Ooor. Maybe find something a lot more entertaining, to terrorize. I wonder what Damon’s doing around this time of year...He was-the closet thing I have ever had to a best friend. Heheh.”

Kai glanced up for a moment before looking away “ Suuure would be nice to know where my nieces aaare.” He grinned a bit before lifting a milk shake up to his mouth, sipping from it before setting the glass back down and looking around “Maybe some one here will help me find them, instead of trying to fuck me. This time. Does no one here understand the importance of nice, fun murder.”

“At this point you would need a murder to happen, for this party to liven up a bit.”