#kaetty

Hey guys! Remember that time the person who constantly body shamed Kaeloo had a conversation where Kaeloo admitted that she felt vulnerable about her body and wished she had a body more like Pretty's - a popular social media influencer who is noted for her body in universe - and then Pretty spread Kaeloo's secret to the boy they both like in an attempt to shame her?

Yeah, Kaeloo totally belongs with Pretty and not with Mr. Cat, who always encourages her to feel positive about herself and shut down Pretty's attempts to body shame her.

It’s gross and disgusting and weird.

First off, there’s the fact that Pretty bullies Kaeloo. And this isn’t friendly teasing like what happens between the main four - you could argue that Kaeloo’s treatment of Stumpy is also bullying but (at least until season 3) Kaeloo seems unaware of how badly she’s affecting Stumpy and seems to perceive it as mere friendly joking around, and is shocked to find out that he thinks of it otherwise. No, Pretty viciously bullies Kaeloo in every way. She publicly humiliates her on TV. She fat shames her. She constantly tries to tear down Kaeloo’s self esteem. Why would you ship them?

To put it politely, I'd say it's a minority opinion for a good reason.

[ Video description: An animatic of Pretty and Kaeloo from the cartoon Kaeloo on a Steven Universe audio clip. They are standing in front of an orange and yellow sky with clouds. There is a cheerful music playing during the entire scene. Kaeloo is a green frog with red spirals on her cheeks. She is standing on the left, while Pretty is on the right. Pretty is a pink bunny who has a pink bow on her head, and has a pink dress. Pretty's hands are resting on Kaeloo's shoulders at the beginning. Pretty says "I've been waiting to kiss your cute face!" while holding Kaeloo's face. Then Pretty kisses Kaeloo on the left cheek. After that, Kaeloo chuckles. At the end they are both smiling with eyes closed. End description.]

Look everyone! Kaeloo is asking Pretty if she has a crush on anyone! Never mind the fact that being gossipy is established as a trait of Kaeloo's personality this season, and Kaeloo herself specifies that it's purely for gossip purposes in the very next scene! Or the fact that Pretty clearly says that the answer is no!