#kabutosexual

sasodei headcanons? you got it -dei is a foodie. sas most definitely is not. doesn't stop him from treating his boyfriend to overpriced restaurants just to see him smile. - double dates! kisame and itachi tend to go off on their own as itachi was generally more private in nature leaving the sasodei and kakuhida duos to go out together. it's very loud (hidan and dei are bound to get them all kicked out) and expensive (much to kakuzu's chagrin) but they all go home feeling satisfied. part 1/?

Orochimaru: good job, sasuke. we've never been proud of you.

you're blog is a godsend ily

- deidara is more of an open type of person when it comes to their relationship. ''look at m e i have a b o y f r i e n d'' sasori's not embarassed by any means, he's more ''was that really necessary...'' bUt he's a huge lover of cuddles in public. when they're alone on the couch or on the bed watching a movie, sasori can't help it when his hands move to touch his partner. dei loves when sasori gets more intimate. he could stay wrapped up with him forever. part 4/?

- sasori is good friends with kisame and kakuzu. they have their little hangouts when they can, they're hella close. relationship talk comes up: kakuzu complains about hidan (in good humour), kisame talks about dates with itachi.. sasori isn't one to share things with even people close to him, but he describes deidara in a way that seems ethereal. words escape his mouth telling that he's happy. happier than he's ever been with anybody before. part 3/?

-after long days of blowing shit up, arguing about art 76294619 times, being ridiculously loud, etc etc deidara gets sleepy. it doesn't happen frequently, but when it does, sas thinks it's adorable. he runs his fingers through blond locks, gently rubs his forehead, and just,,,watches how calm and peaceful his partner looks. deidara is blissfully unaware. pt 5/5!!

kabuto has no ass.