Kaassh: Consider Your Success
Your name is KAASSH MONIIE, and you like where you are in life.
Though you are a JADE BLOOD, you've never been in the CAVERNS and frankly, you have no desire to. Instead, you film FLARP SCENARIOS, often with other trolls BETTING on who will live and who will die. You, of course, get a generous CUT, which is why you're able to live so well.
You take a moment to ADMIRE YOURSELF in the mirror, your GOLD TEETH glinting in the light. They're not your original teeth; those were DESTROYED when you aired the death of a rather affluent BLUEBLOOD'S moirail, who was VERY UPSET with you.
When you aren't THINKING ABOUT GETTING EVEN RICHER, you like to RELAX by watching old black-and-white movies and reading books about how to INCREASE YOUR FINANCIAL STABILITY.
