Thoughts on perv BFF Kim Seungmin
Warnings: suggestive/not explicit but lots of implications, an inclination towards pet-play, collars, voyeuristic tendencies, general creep-itude (obviously, that's why it says "perv" in the title)
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Makes fun of you for liking lattes, but make you them anyway. Always adds way more whipped cream than necessary and calls it your βpup cupβ when he brings it to you. Watches a little too closely to the way you lap up the topping with your tongue. He's honestly just torturing himself because now he's stuck in his seat until he can calm down again.
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He always jokes around by calling you his puppy. βWhat a messy puppy,β he murmurs while pointing out you have whipped cream on your cheek. βWhat a good puppy,β he smiles when you get a good performance review. βCome on, puppy! Come here, girl!β He laughs, urging you to hurry up when he picks you up from work.
Switches to calling you a dog when he's annoyed. βYou're like a dog in heat,β he scoffs when you tell him about your preparations for an upcoming date. βYou're drooling like a dog,β when you mention an actor you think is handsome.
Mysteriously disappears into the nearest bathroom for fifteen minutes when you play into the nickname. He starts blushing and rushes away when you come up to him and say βI'm on my good girl shit! The puppy got a raise!β He excuses it by saying you were being embarrassing.
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Buys you a beautiful choker with the cutest locket on it for your birthday. You think it's cute and immediately spin, facing away from him and urging him to put it on you. Thank god. He can feel himself sweating as he does so.
Jeongin calls him out later on.
βThat's a goddamn day collar!β
Seungmin shrugs, stepping on Jeonginβs foot to make him shut up before you're back in earshot.
βYou don't know shit. How do you know what that is?β
Jeongin pipes down because he does not want to explain how he knows.
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Becomes the world's clumsiest cooking companion around you. Constantly dropping things and asking you to pick them up, claiming he's too sore from practice. Will accidentally kick whatever it is under the edges of furniture, so you have to get on your hands and knees. Uses the opportunity to stare at your ass and steal peeks down your shirt, mentally storing the images away for later that night.
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Buys an additional smartphone while abroad so he can take photos without the shutter sound. Sure, he might have been able to jailbreak his Korean phone, but he just happened to be with Hyunjin while he was looking at electronics on tour, and the phone was just⦠there.
Starts carefully: blurry photos that are half covered by the fabric of his sweater sleeves or pants pocket. He can sort of discern how your chest looks in a sailor collared shirt. There's a suggestion of thighs in a pair of shorts.
Slowly gets bolder. The photos get clearer. He sneaks a photo almost every time he has the opportunity. Obvious shots down your shirt, mostly taken when he's standing behind you when you sit down. A hundred different shots angled sort of between your legs, all taken under tables when he sits across from you. Just a few scant photos lit only by flash where he carefully tugs a bit of your pajamas out of the way during pre- and post-tour sleepovers.
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He even tries reading fanfiction and using find+replace to put your name in (an idea he gets from Han, of course). It sort of works. For a little while. He bookmarks a few favorites for when he's truly desperate.
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