Itās a pleasure to join you Tumblr. My name is Ethan, and I am dedicating this page to all of the terrible people out there. You know who they are, and you know that their terrible deeds often go unpunished.Ā
My goal is simple. Give an ass-blasting to at least one terrible person per week. Pretty simple. Iāll be focusing more on corporate leaders of terrible companies and focusing less on politicians (I think most politicians are controlled by corporate America anyway, so I donāt really see the point.)Ā
That brings us to our inaugural bad edit.Ā
These handsome gentlemen are James Monsees and Adam Bowen, the co-founders of Juul. AĀ āJuulā is a mouth fedora (or vape) commonly worn by college students and trendy assholes. Tyler and Mercedes both know that vaping is bad for you, but they arenāt too worried because they are convinced that theyāll are able to quit pretty easily since they arenāt cheifing cigs.Ā
Juul is marketed asĀ āa smoking alternative for adults,ā which is weird because originally (before these flavors were banned by the government) they came in fun flavors likeĀ āfruit medley,āĀ āmango,ā andĀ ācucumber.āĀ
These two guys became BILLIONAIRES after signing a deal with Altria, the biggest tobacco company in the U.S. Hereās a little snippet of what Juul had to say about it:Ā āWe understand the controversy and skepticism that comes with an affiliation and partnership with the largest tobacco company in the US. We were skeptical as well. But over the course of the last several months we were convinced by actions, not words, that in fact this partnership could help accelerate our success switching adult smokers.ā (https://newsroom.juul.com/juul-statement-about-altria-minority-investment-and-service-agreements/)
You guys were convinced by actions huh? I guess Iād be convinced too if I was given a multi-billion dollar deal... Then again I donāt sell a product which gets kids addicted to smokingĀ ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
I hope you enjoyed my rant, expect some more in the future. Hopefully, this blog will blossom into something, if not thatās ok. Iām still going to photoshop people who deserve it.Ā