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-im currently craving nothing since i just ate

-i watch youtube videos

You all are under arrest for being so flawless and exceptional in all you do! Copy this message to 9 other blogs that are currently in your ‘tumblr crushes’ list. Keep the game going and make other blogs feel loved! ( ˘ ³˘)

My Tumblr Crushes:

justcusimbrown

rubyetc

wings-scales-fire

zeoplay

anamorphosis-and-isolate

analsaviorsultimatesacrafice

youreflectionisablur

shreddingskinn

whatifbilliejoearmstrong

justcusimbrown ooooooooooh fun fun :D

4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

i used to not like it, thought “tess” was too weird. my name was never on keychains or whatever in stores, there were no others with the same name at my school (y’know how there’s always a million michaels or amandas?), so it felt alienating and different. but then i grew up, and grew into it. honestly, i don’t think i’d be who i am if i had a different name. if anything, i considered adjusting it to “tessa” or “tessie” but they’re nicknames at best really.

5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

HA i don’t do shit, so i’m deff not a human doing. also i suck at being a human being so i barely consider myself one... can i be an alien instead?

7. do you care about your ethnicity?

HHAHAAHA I’M WHITE AS FUCK. the only “ethnicity” i got is like 95% british i guess, plus i think my great great great great grandmother escaped the irish potato famine but that’s about it fam 

15. five most influential books over your lifetime.

i don’t read as much as i used to, i’ve lost the ability to concentrate for that long on a book that i can only read 10-20 pages at a time... but my mum worked at a publishing company for awhile when i was a kid, and she scored me so pretty rad books back then. also english classes and whatnot :)

     1. the candy darlings by christine walde- this book (along with other stuff but whatever) made my personality more rebellious ;P

     2. twilight series by stephenie meyer- as much as i hate it now, it was a big part of my middle school life... there was a time where literally everyone in my grade was reading it, and i didn’t want to... but eventually i gave in and really loved them and i still have a lifesize cardboard cutout of edward cullen in my house and i don’t have the heart to get rid of him (the original plan was to tear his head off and burn the pieces like it says to in the book to kill a vampire)

     3. jane eyre by charlotte bronte- one of the books i actually enjoyed reading in AP Brit Lit my senior year of high school (i loved the class but sometimes the readings were boring as hell) also jane’s cool

     4. pillars of the earth by ken follett- the other book i liked in that class :D it’s the largest book i’ve ever read, it was literally 1,000 pages :O i wanna read the sequel plus see the movie or whatever that they made for it sometime

     5. bossypants by tina fey- she’s my spirit animal, her and liz lemon

30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

“Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you” -kate nash <3 gets me through shitty days

Ok dang thats alot.

1.If you could pick out the soundtrack to your next 3 major life events what would the events and music be?

          Me and sixpomeranians platonic domestic partnership ceremony- IFHY-tyler the creator

          Our actually wedding when we settle for each other- We’ve only just begun- the carpenters

           Our Joint funeral- Space Jam ( with both our bodies swinging from the ceiling fan)

2. Who are 3 tumblr users (or celebrities if you too shy) you would totally get nasty with?

 I dont really know any tumblr users accept for the ones I know irl enough to choose. As far as celebs. Johnny Depp, Trey Songs, (Both Francos at the same time count as 1 right?)

3. Got advice for anyone new to tumblr?

ooooh good questions.

1.  If you could pick out the soundtrack to your next 3 major life events what would the events and music be?

i’m not the best at making playlists because i go off of feelings towards the songs but those change quickly so yeah & not sure if some of these events will actually happen but whatever

A) turning 21 - 2000′s hiphop/rap from like middle school dances... cyclone by baby bash, get low by lil jon, blow my whistle babe by dj alligator, london bridge and other fergie/black eyed peas songs, some pussycat dolls, beyonce & club/dance/rave/dubstep shit, also that song closing time by semisonic and maybe some acoustic things

B) falling in love or wedding or whatever - love me like you do by ellie goulding, ed sheeran, matt nathanson, tear in my heart by twenty one pilots, lifehouse, the fray, deff acoustic or piano covers, plus whatever is the “song” of the person i’m with because i always have songs i associate with people romantically or platonically

C) traveling/adopting a kid (i know totally different things but eh kinda similar since they’ll both be adventures) - see the world by gomez, very indie bands like bon iver, the head and the heart, lissie, maybe some classic hard rock songs like the ones dean listens to, arctic monkeys and the 1975 maybe, tonight & country song by seether

2. Fist fight a clown or arm wrestle one of those swole af kangaroos?

i’d totally punch a clown. them fuckers are creepy, and i wouldn’t want to hurt a kangaroo, even if it was swole af :)

3. Who are 3 tumblr users (or celebrities if you too shy) you would totally get nasty with?

A) evan peters (american horror story)

B) nico mirallegro (my mad fat diary)

C) shaun morgan (seether)

4. Got advice for anyone new to tumblr?

Follow everyone back (except the clearly fake accounts that ask you to do shit or the blogs that have absolutely nothing to do with your interests). Also reblog/post whatever you want, but try to remember to tag triggering shit if you think of it! just to be considerate to your lovely followers :) 

Stressed Out: What are you stressed about?um everything lol specifically right now tho it's looking for a summer job before they all get taken by the high schoolers...Lane Boy: Dream vacation?probably a trip around the world or just the US, hitting as many concerts as possible :D I was told once that I'm an "explorer", so honestly I'd probably go anywhere if I had the means to do so :PHometown: Where are you from?massachusetts :)

justcusimbrown oops meant to answer earlier oh well better late than never

Goals this summer: i need to get a job and not have an anxiety attack in the process :) :) :)

Favorite thing about school: i had a great abnormal psych class this past semester with thelovelyjrez & turnerkate, we actually went on a field trip to a state psychiatric hospital/prison (which might’ve intrigued you as well future clinical therapist). it was so interesting plus the hour drive there and back & eating at the 99′s afterward was fun haha

Warm beverage: tea when calm, coffee when stressed, apple cider when xmas

NSFW: dirtylittlemuse once got me to watch a porn video with pterodactyls in it 

Selling points of your blog: supernatural, chill as fuck, butts, cute animals, funny :D