Top 5 suspicious animals? They might look innocent to others but you just know they're up to something.
1) OCTOPUS!! those mfs are EVIL i’m telling you!! like take over the world type evil!!! plus idk if octopuses or octopi is the correct pluralization which makes them even eviler
2) geese. obviously. i don’t think i need to explain more
3) moose. i think this is like the land animal version of geese, except technically not because moose can fuckin swim!! they’re like eight feet tall and bigger than a car but you’re telling me they can swim??? no thanks
4) beavers, close follow up to moose. i don’t like them bc for some reason they’re the national animal of canada? i thought moose would be. what did beavers do to canadians to win over moose. i don’t trust them
5) i guess goats is my last answer but honestly i don’t think they’re evil i just think they serve their own purpose only. like chaotic neutral type shit. they’re always conniving but that’s not necessarily bad. until it is
anyways thanks for the ask!! this one was a lot of fun
