#just shitposts

Ran

Sanzu

Kokonoi ft. Kakucho

Mikey

Rindou

and i got an answer from @entity9silvergen about shino not remembering sasuke and i am crying cause yes

first of all there is the fact that shino spent half of naruto being pissed cause he didnt get an invitation to the shitshow that was the sasuke rescue mission and the thought that he didnt know who tf they were even talking about has me in tears

also naruto spent like every free minute screaming about him to anyone that wasnt on the tree by 5

they had an actually voting “should we kill him O yes O no” was shino not invited? was he there and just confused? did he just say anything cause he didnt know who tf they were talking about?

and the literal war i cant sasuke came 15 min late without starbucks with an epic entry extraordinaire with 4 dead people and declared that he would become the hokage

shino must have been so confused (i mean come on the whole situation would have been strange as hell if we didnt know sasuke)  and then they start fighting and are in sync and shit and op af and he would have been so perplexed?!?!

naruto: *flashback of his childhood, dramatic inner monolog, feels that are so strong that everybody can feel them through his chakra*

shino: ????????

of 100 Days of Writing from @the-wip-project!

I dunno if this counts, but that Stroudwall art and meta I reblogged yesterday just...did things to me, and reactivated all my love for grumpy men of a certain age with big heavy chips on their shoulders. So here’s some meta/head canon/slapped-together scene-writing for the Old Grumpy Wardens sitcom that is constantly playing in my head:

Blackwall, newly actually a Warden, being sent to report to the ‘Eastern Wardens’ (cuz that’s all that’s left after whatever goes down at Weisshaupt? IDK...Wardens, man...IDK...) and feeling a bit nervous about meeting his new Warden-Commander Stroud on account of having already met him under false pretenses...

Stroud, clapping him on the back because that’s just how he is: Welcome back, Warden Blackwall...or would you rather be called Rainier?

Blackwall: Whichever you prefer, Warden-Commander...

Stroud, in a very thick Orlesian accent trying very hard not to chuckle: We are not very fond of Orlesians here...

Blackwall, suddenly lighting up: Oh?

Loghain, stomping in to Stroud’s office with his huge, poorly-trained mabari, who immediately runs over and jumps up on Blackwall and begins licking his face: Ursa, down! Ah, bloody hell...GET! DOWN!!!

Stroud, beaming weirdly at him: Mac Tir, meet our newest transfer...

The dog, who has knocked Blackwall down and is smothering him: HI HI HI HI HI!!! ARE YOU MY NEW DAD?! HI HI HI!!! (in dog)

Blackwall tries to say something in acknowledgment, but he can’t, cuz dog.

Loghain, scowling: You’re going to have to do a lot worse than murder and deceit to impress anyone here, Rainier...