#juno.talk

As of now im officially putting this blog on permanent hiatus.

you’re a cutie bean :3

which brings me to a point that i have pointed out before, but feel is relevant to bring up again. but the way that the dream team members deal with having embarrassing facts shared about themselves (or just having something embarrassing happen to them in general) is to throw each other under the bus

for example in the you’re my kitten clip, it was actually dream that had originally embarrassed himself, but somehow dream had managed to flip it onto george by advocating for sapnap to share the clip (something that he wouldn’t have usually pushed for, it’s just that he was looking for an out. and sapnap probably knows this)

so if you add this to the potential lee/informative ler trope. you get sapnap starting to reveal a good tickle spot on george, george screaming and clawing at sapnap to get him to stop. dream watching on with a smirk and shaking his head when george starts trying to make him stop sapnap from leaking the information from himself ? but then having to quickly interject the squabble when george starts threatening to reveal a tickle spot of dream’s own (if dream doesn’t stop sapnap from revealing gogy’s secrets to dream that is). so basically, sapnap is spilling george’s beans, and george is trying to win dream on his side by blackmailing him with the threat of spilling dreams beans, and dream is desperately trying to shut george up while also trying to calm the squabble down to protect his own arse

You are so big brain for this I can'tttt,,,

Dream Team throwing each other under the bus is so real. I feel like generally in situations like this they just resort to "offense is the best defense" because anything other than dragging each other even further wouldn't be enough to distract from their initial embarrassment lmao

The mirror to the snitch/information concept works so well, I can see Dream scrambling to shut both of them up when he was just laughing at George two seconds ealier so well lmao

Now, to make it even more convoluted, take the situation you explained and add Dream trying to blackmail Sapnap into not leaking George's spot (cause then George would leak one of Dream's own) by threatening to leak one of Sapnap's if he doesn't drop it. And now they're just at a three way impasse, so either one of them decides to just go for it, leading to all of them snitching to each other about each other, and thus to total chaos, Or they just all awkwardly and cautiously draw back, just waiting for one of them to mess up their fragile truce and storing their information for another day

(Btw, all i could think about was this lmao:)

https://twitter.com/cicadabeats/status/1563189779302612994?s=21&t=xkW-SWsvuALPAWARHzPy_A

but oh gooooddddd this feckin tweet?? coz you know how we always hc it to be george or sap that demand to examine dreamies freckles closer?? and this is the opposite? dweamie finding out that he has freckles on his tummy and demanding george and sap to look at them.. but then regretting it? heh

Link to the tweet

Yess you're soo right I didn't even think of that?? Naww just imagine the scene :(

Dream noticing the freckles and running to show George and Sapnap ("Guys, look at this! I didn't even know you could get freckles here??")

And the two of them really just want to look but then Sapnap reaches out to poke one and Dream jumps back with a gasp...

Resulting in a shared grin and nod, and Dream not managing to flee before George and Sapnap pounce on him:

"What? I thought you wanted us to look? Stay still Dream, I can't see anything with you squirming around like that!" "Yeah Dream, we just wanted to see your freckles, stop curling up. Why are you so shy all of sudden?"