Jul 18, 2017
The figment that is Juno Steel
Person: What is Juno's sexuality?
Me: Yes
Person: What is Juno's gender?
Me: Yes
Person: What is Juno's emotional state?
Me: Oh...not good.
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The figment that is Juno Steel
Person: What is Juno's sexuality?
Me: Yes
Person: What is Juno's gender?
Me: Yes
Person: What is Juno's emotional state?
Me: Oh...not good.
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Juno: This man seems familiar?
Me creating an angry rap/poem: Why don't we remember the angel of brahma, or the man who lied about Peter's mama. Don't get a new eye because your ex offered and you declined. This all feels like déjà vu, come on Juno here's your clue. Don't take the deal until you've thought this one through. Or maybe the next time Nureyev has to kick some ass it will be you.
How Penumbra is going to kill me...
Me as a healthy elder: It's my time to go.
Officer #1: How did she die?
Officer #2: Broken Heart... Listening to something called Juno Steel and the Final Resting Place?
Me at the Penumbra
Me: God. I love Juno Steel so much. And I could relisten to all of those episodes all day long.
The smarter me: Don't put yourself through that bucket of emotions. Listen to your gender queer knights and lesbian cowgirls.
The Last Minute of The Bonus Episode
Peter Nureyev: “There is nothing and nobody who can shake me now."
Miasma: WTF! Nobody wanted to hear about your sad love life boi!
Juno Steel: I love sad love lives! ;)
Peter Nureyev: *Is Shook*
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Nureyev: We can travel the stars but... only if you want too Juno.
Steel: Of course!
Nureyev: You have no idea how happy I am-
Steel: Psych! Haha got you good!