#juniorisms

1. If a girl plays hard to get then junior will make it his goal to punish the girl for it and break her hurt + bully her

2. Junior hates it when his crush will try to act similar to him because he can tell it’s fake and that nobody’s genuine

3. Junior doesn’t like it when somebody is too happy because he feel its not genuine or it’s fake and also cuz he’s in a world where he’s constantly suffering so it pisses him off since he’s always feelin neutral and then somebody comes along acting like it’s all sunshine and fuck all

4. When you try to be closer to J he will try to distance himself as he’s not used to being in a relationship and doesn’t like that closeness since it’s foreign to him also he believes relationships bring him down and distract him from his goals

5. If you snitch on J then he will remember that and punish you for that

6. Making an exit without anybody noticing

7. Buying doubles (multiple copies) of everything to prevent loss of it (chargers, headphones, markers, pens, deodorant , cream, belts, toothbrush, guitar capo)

8. sleeping on my stomach

9. sleeping with pillow between legs