So I found out the Jumbo Champloon doesn’t speak random words at all, in fact, its a whole different language! (Even the craft's speak that way.) There are papers scattered all over New Island that have translations for the certain words Jumbo Champloons says and what they mean. So far I’ve collected;
Airplane: King Spaghetti: Live Christmas: Boring Camel: Genius Bathroom: Criminal Toilet: Enemy Suntan Oil: War Tapeworm: Adult Helicopter: Love Mantis: Invader Olympic: Hate Beetle: Happiness Hamburger: Love Caterpillar: Small Machine Gun: Huge Bulldozer: God Roach: Devil Grasshopper: Child Rocket: World Snail: Room Dark: Robbery Potato: YES Bell Pepper: NO
With these translations, Jumbo Champloon letter which is;
“Testimonial. Caterpillar Airplane Camel, Caterpillar Airplane Beetle. Tapeworm Olympics, Mantis Olympics, Suntan Oil Olympics. Potato Helicopter, Green Pepper Suntan Oil.” - Jumbo Champlooon!
Translates to;
"Small King Genius, Small King Happiness. Adult Hate, Invader Hate, War Hate. Yes Love, No War" - Jumbo Champlooon!
