#juliussevern

I will mange with second then.

You’re not getting a unicorn.

Why not?

Jim stole my rabbit.

1. First impression:

I bet her hair is insured for ten thousand pounds.

2. Truth is:

Your hair is insured for ten thousand pounds.You're my first real friend who isn't Jim.Do I have to feed you? Pay you? You still owe me a Unicorn.You're a good woman.

3. How old do you look:

Late twenties?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: 

Of course. How could I not laugh at all the sarcasm you throw at me?

5. Have you ever made me mad: 

No, of course not. I don't get mad, I get even-

Wait.

No. I stole that from a film.

6. Best feature:

Those rare and very secret smiles I sometimes get to see. Definitely those.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

I'd like to taste your mouth, yes.

8. You’re my:

Friend.

9. Name in my phone:

Juley Juley Jewels.

10. Should you post this too?

[TEXT] Shall I pick up Chinese on the way over then? -JS

[SMS sent 21:21] Yes of course! But make sure my special fried rice doesn't have any of those yucky prawn things in them. Oh and can you get me those lovely little sweet and sour chicken thingies? Oh! And can you pass by the Mulberry shop and pick me up a bag? I feel like I should celebrate.