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Well who fuckin cares about Mal eh Finn? Clarke is much more important!!!!

Raven’s already up after a life-threatening surgery. WHATEVER.

wtf these desert people are really fucking hospitable. maybe.....because they ARE desert people.Jaha has been lying in sand for a day. drinks a little, no scratchy voice. oh wow the boy just brought jaha in damnnn. His Nomone is pissed.

ANya is awesome. She’s probably the ....first? person who Clarke can’t leader it over? Anya is like. you suck. at everything. entirely unintimidated by Clarke’s intensity.

NOBODY ANCHORS THE FUCKING ROPE ahahaha. he dies. that’s on.....Finn, Bellamy and Murphy just literally being impatient and completely willing to let Mal die. and Monroe not having enough brains apparently.

Wow Bellamy using LOGIC!!!! Finn being a dickhead!!! how did these two switch spirits??? did the explosion that miraculously did not kill them do it?

Sienna is badass. And I wanna see Zhoran’s father. I wanna know what their family dynamics are like. Zhoran being disfigured explains his fascination for the other.

holy FUCK. Anya!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

They anchored the rope! yay. At least Octavia could save Bellamy.

Murphy gets a redemption arc! Bellamy gets a redemption arc! Kane continues his redemption arc! Jaha....was never overtly a villain. Aww Zhoran. Jaha has done a good thing!

Clarke you fuckin badass. This warrior much-stronger chick tryin to bring me in as a prize? I ain’t scared just stab her in the throat with a tranquilizer.

Mal’s arm was broken/messed up and she held on for like....a day??? to that tree stump? WOW

The arrow might be poisoned so we need to go back to camp. But there isn’t even any aneasthetics at camp??? wtf. I was like Octavia here. ‘really???’ Bellamy a few minutes ago was like: shit Finn’s a loose cannon, Murphy’s a loose cannon, i need to keep em in check. Now he lets them both go explicitly with a gun. I gues his ‘making good decisions’ time is over.

OW. damn! Clarke got slashed in the arm and gut??? or not? Clarke so was gonna stab Anya. But she didn’t because her world widened to beyond her own survival? hmm

Clarke just rips apart equipment, easily breaks through for-some-reason non-reinforced glass and goes full beserk on Maya hahaha. That was a really effective opening scene. wow. damn. (poor Maya)

Anyway. Random 100 Delinquint kid number 19 to die before a main does. Bellamy doesn’t even try to save him or even Finn from Tristan. I know Tristan is a warrior but they almost killed him before when he WASN’T wounded.

Thanks for the exposition of the Death By a Thousand Cuts that Octavia is for some reason explaining to Lincoln.

Maya is great and Clarke is a horror. Which I like has become clear this way. Also, Clarke has clearly played Fallout on the Ark bc she’s like: ah I see you’re a community of nice and regular people in this apocalyptic wasteland who are perfectly decent to my people, where’s the fucking catch/horrific experiments?

That’s the thing right? this weird thing where she only has a personal connection with Jasper and Monty even though all these people are like ‘Clarke’! It’s just SO weird to me. She doesn’t even acknowledge them. (??!?!?) that will grate on me forever. If she’s a leader, SHOW me how she leads her people.

Murphy got stabbed in the leg. He should have probably bled out by now. Certainly shouldn’t be this clearheaded. I guess Raven shouldn’t be alive either but whatever. WHATEVER.

Tristan is like: hm fuck this axed that I square him him in the chest and jaw with, it obviously doesn’t get through this kid’s main character armour. Maybe punching in Bellamy’s face will help.

wtf was that person? a radiation person? An exiled baby that somehow survived?

Oh hai Maya who I threatened terrified and almost killed with radiation!!! nice meeting you could u tell me where the exits are? LOL BYE STOLE YO KEYCARD SEE YA.

‘When you pulled that lever you saved lives don’t throw that away by pulling this one.’ (also killed 300 but ya know)

I LIKE HOW FUCKED UP CLARKE IS. in fact, i like how it kind of becomes clear she had a lot of talent for being fucked up.

THIS SEASON IS SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY??? Murphy’s story really goes into how fucked up the ARk was way better than Princess Clarke’s. (also cool motive still murder) Lincoln and Octavia are great ok? They are just great!!!!! They just genuinely fell in love!!! They are genuinely in love, they love each other!!! ( I don’t wanna know how old Lincoln is)

Finn and Bellamy swtich places in the narrative! for some reason Bellamy is done with bravado and fighting, Finn suddenly wants to storm whatever stronghold the Grounders possess to get Clarke back. oh and he is trying to make Bellamy cooperative i Guess and not try to stay around waiting for the rest of the 100.