#jschlat fluff

fluff blurb: You can’t keep your hands off of Schlatt’s soft and fluffy brown locks and Schlatt can’t tell you to stop.

Fluffy. So fluffy. Your fingers started tangling themselves in Schlatts’ hair as you watched some movie on the TV. You both agreed to stay on the couch after you finished dinner and begin binge-watching old movies. Once the binging started, you lay down on the couch with Schlatts’ head resting comfortably on your chest.

“Hey,” Schlatt grumbled “No, don’t touch my hair. I wanna focus on the movie.” He firmly grasped your wrist and dragged it away from his head, holding it in his hand.

You stared down at him to argue, “What does it have to do with me messing with your hair?”

“Cuz.” He liked it too much. A tingling sensation would rush over his scalp and travel all the way to his spine whenever your fingers grazed through his chestnut locks. Oddly enough, it was very soothing. And it was soothing enough for him just to fall asleep. "I'm going to fall asleep." He said in a weakened yet relaxed tone.

“Alriiight.” Your palm was now resting on the nape of his neck, and it required all of your focus to refrain from softly massaging it, as this would have the same effect as playing with his hair. “Your hair is just really soft, especially after you shower.” You stated. It also smelt amazing.

“Hmm.” That was all that he replied as you both continued watching the movie. The movie playing was called Apocalypse Now, a 1979 psychological war film starring Marlon Brando. Set in 1970 Vietnam, Captain Willard, played by Martin Sheen, takes a perilous and increasingly hallucinatory journey upriver to find and terminate Colonel Kurtz. Not even five minutes passed before Schlatt sighed, “Never mind” and brought your hand back up to his head “Keep doing it.” He said almost sounding defeated. You don’t move for a few seconds so he shifts look up at you with his eyebrows raised. Well?

You raised your brows. Well? What if you pulled his strings, like just a little-

“Please?”

Deciding to not tease him this time since he asked so softly, you do as he asked and run your fingers through his hair, gently scratching up each time. Schlatt breathed in relief as the familiar tingling sensation returned. This week was exhausting for him and he really didn't care all that much about the film. He repositioned himself on top of you, his cheek pressing on your neckline. You grinned, knowing that it was a win-win situation for the both of you.

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Fluff Alphabet HC: abc, def, ghi, jkl, mno, pqr, stu, vwx, yz

A - Acceptance — How long did it take for them to accept that they were in love? What were they like after accepting it?

It happened very simply. “Do I like them?”. This question arose while hanging out with you after a long day, both of you just drained of all energy. It was during one of your laid back and chill conversations, where Schlatt paid a little bit more attention to the way you spoke and found himself caring a little bit more about whether you laughed at his jokes or not. The more he caught himself admiring you, the more he started to accept that he wanted to be more than just friends.

B - Best Friends — What was it like to be friends with them? Have things changed since you started dating?

For the most part, your friendship with Schlatt was laid-back. What linked your friendship was your sardonic and sarcastic humour, as well as your ability to bounce off each other. You hardly ever missed a beat, and if you did, Schlatts' deadpan expression would only fuel your laughter. This dynamic would remain unchanged after you start dating; in fact, it would only lead to more jokes between you two (and ofc innuendos).

C - Confession — How did their confession go? Was it planned or was it out of the blue?

The confession would have slipped out by accident at first by himself or one of his friends in front of you. Of course, Schlatt would quickly cover up the confession and play it off as a joke. He’d savour this ‘joke’ by flirting with you and teasing you here and there. The regret of making this joke would come after realizing that you might never find his true intentions and dismiss his somewhat romantic advances as nothing but that ‘joke’. Be it annoyance or impatience, his confession would come out as;

“Ya know... I meant it back there”

“Meant what?”

“That I would like to take you out on a date or something. And not just as friends.”

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Fluff Alphabet HC: abc, def, ghi, jkl, mno, pqr, stu, vwx, yz

M - Marriage — Do they ever think of marriage or how they would propose?

Schlatt would entertain the thought of marriage every so often. It would be a comforting thought for him to fantasize about having a house together and perhaps even a family if you'd up for it. He’d acknowledge the fact that you’re both young and that there is still so much you guys want to do together. So marriage would remain a sweet dream for a while until you’re both a few years into the relationship. When you two take your relationship to the next level by moving in together, his distant dream of marrying you will begin to become a reality. Living with you would make Schlatt accept that ‘Them. I want to spend the rest of my days with them. Forever even.’ And so the planning of the proposal would commence. The date would easily be decided, that being the day you went on your first date together. The actual place for the proposal would be the dilemma. Plan A would be: Since Schlatt is more of a private person, a simple cozy date at a nearby restaurant sounds be ideal. You would order your favourite foods, enjoy the evening together and end the dinner with a sweet dessert. On the way back home, you'd hold hands together as you would walk through a park and halfway through, he’d stop you. With his arms around you, he’d pull you close into a much tender kiss before pulling out a small velvet box from his inner jacket’s pocket. Carefully watching you, he'd open the box as you figure out what was about to happen, “What do you say? Will you...marry me?” Plan B would be: Something a little bit more extravagant. Flying out of the country for a week with a few of your close friends. Everyone but you would know the real reason behind the sudden ‘vacation’. All you thought was that he wanted to spend your anniversary a bit differently. The entire week would be leading up to the anniversary party. Where, before the cutting on the cake, Schlatt would surprise you with an open box, sitting within it a shimmering wedding band. He’d go all the way with one knee on the ground and ask you, saying your full name, "I never thought I would get to say this, but will you be mine?"

N - Nicknames — What nicknames do they call their s/o?

Apart from the standard "Babe," which is pretty common among couples, the nicknames "Sweetheart," "Sweetie," and "Honey" would naturally roll off Schlatt’s tongue when he speaks to you. When you'd come over to his room, he'd greet you with, "Hey Sweetie :)" from his desk and hold his hand out to you. He would, however, retain these nicknames between you two and use them only when you're in a more private setting.

Would also call you “Bro” even when dating.

O - Oath — What is something (i.e. a bad habit) they try to stop doing for their s/o?

Schlatt would try to drink less or avoid drinking with you if you weren't comfortable with it or just didn't like it, keeping his intoxicated self away from you. And when the inevitable would arrive, at least once, where you would help his intoxicated self to bed, he would feel awful. He'd slur his apologies while appearing like a guilty puppy.

The shit sleep schedule, or rather the lack of it, that Schlatt had developed would be something that he’d want to fix. If you’re the one in the relationship with the normal or somewhat normal sleep schedule, he wouldn’t want to be drowsy or sleeping whenever you call him or meet him. He would, however, enjoy it when you climb into his bed and cuddle with him before falling asleep on him.

++++++ Personally, I really like Plan A, I find it more fitting and it just makes me very soft~

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"It's okay. I promise I will be here when you wake up."

hurt-comfort

t/w: mention of a major accident, hospitalization of the reader.

"Hey stay where you are. Everything is going to be okay. I'm on my way."

t/w: mention of anxiety/panic attack, overwhelmed reader.

Fluff Alphabet HC: abc, def, ghi, jkl, mno, pqr, stu, vwx, yz

P - PDA — What is their outlook on pda? Do they love it or do they hate it? What’s the most affection they’ll give their s/o in public?

Love-hate feelings for PDA. Loves it when he can just hold you whenever and tug you into his arms with your back against his chest. Or pressing his face against your shoulder when he's tired. Or kissing you goodbye when you have to leave. Hates getting called out for it and teased by his friends whenever his soft sideshows in public.

He wouldn’t be too big into PDA unless you’re the one to hold his hand first. If you were the type to be heavy into PDA or just didn’t mind showing affection in public, you would have to deal with him being a bit timid. At least at the beginning of the relationship, you would have to be the one to make the first move until he gets used to PDA. And when he does, he wouldn’t shy away from getting close to you. And slapping your ass.

Q - Quandary — What’s the most awkward thing they’ve dealt with since dating their s/o?

The most awkward thing Schlatt would have to deal with is probably the disbelief or the teasing of others when they hear about your relationship. It would just be unexpected. As a joke, people would ask what it’s like dating the ‘laziest’ and ‘meanest’ youtube plus streamer. And it would be funny in the beginning but after a while, the same question would get a bit annoying and stale.

Also, early on in the relationship, you would witness one of his not-so-finest moments. Schlatt wouldn’t know that you were attending the party he was invited to, so he didn’t pay any mind to the amount of alcohol he was drinking. He would want nothing more than to forget about the time when he was so drunk out of his mind and took one of the nastiest falls in front of you; just face first on the floor along with his drink. You would, of course, help him when that happened, but man did he look like he just wanted to disappear.

R - Ruminate — How often do they think or daydream about their s/o?

No matter how cooped up Schlatt would be with work, you would manage to pop up in this mind every now and then. Be it thinking about what to eat with you or whether or not you’ve eaten yet, you’d definitely pass through his mind several times a day. This would also include sending your random memes in your DMs.

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Fluff Alphabet HC: abc, def, ghi, jkl, mno, pqr, stu, vwx, yz

D - Date — What was the first date with them like? What is their go-to date? What is their dream date?

The first date would have started as just the two of you driving back from some event and then deciding to stop by somewhere to eat. Schlatt would use this opportunity to take you to his favourite KBBQ restaurant. It’s perfect with him cooking and preparing the meat, watching you do the same and jokingly criticising your way of doing it. You’d just have to force remind him to eat the cut vegetables as well. Throughout the evening, you'd also notice him trying to hold your hand, feeling the warmth of his hand near yours before it disappears. He'd keep going back and forth until you finally capture his hand as it tries to return to his pocket.

E - Elapse — How long can they go being away from their s/o?

Being away from you for long periods wouldn’t bother Schlatt that much, as long as he’d get to meet your smile at the end of the day that is. All of his tension would vanish, and the energy drained from him would slowly recover as you would hold onto each other and ask how the day went. And if he’s too exhausted, he’d like to just lay down with you and Jambo and let you do the talking while silently telling you to play with his hair. Drifting in and out of sleep, humming to reply to what you were saying. Schlatt would, however- probably respond to your texts like an hour or two later if he’s at an event or is busy recording.

F - Fight — How often do they fight with their s/o? Do they apologize first or do they wait for an apology?

Bickering is one thing and fighting is another. Jokingly, you would bicker and banter with each other about small things like what to eat for lunch or where to go. Whenever there would be a dispute between you two, Schlatt would try to say his part mostly with reason and logic and try his to understand your side, hoping that fight would resolve just as fast as it started. But say, that doesn’t happen, you would give yourselves space and just take a break from it and try to resolve the argument with a cool head. During that time, he would really think about a solution that would work with both of you and if someone is at fault; who it is. When it comes to apologies, Schlatt would be pretty straightforward once he realizes he was in the wrong, “Listen, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for that to happen.” If you’re crying, his best method to console you is to just hold you close and wait.

Fighting would be a rare occurrence. Schlatts entire face would start reddening with his jaw clenching, not wanting to raise his voice at you. But if the argument keeps heating up, he’d rather storm out of the room than start yelling.

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I was done with D and E a week ago but F, oh F took its time bc I just really didn’t want to imagine it. I want nothing to do with angst, for now at least.

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Fluff Alphabet HC: abc, def, ghi, jkl, mno, pqr, stu, vwx, yz

J - Jealousy — How easily do they get jealous? What do they do in that state of jealousy?

Being easily jealous is just not Schlatt. Yes, he would play it up for the camera and be all dramatic and pouty but in reality, he’s mostly chill. If someone has their arm over your shoulder or is being playful with you, he wouldn’t get upset over that, knowing that they must be a mutual friend. He would be more so alert regarding who is around you, protective instinct instead of jealousy. He’d give the other person the benefit of the doubt and think that they’re just a close friend of yours. That being said, if someone is too touchy and flirty (which went unnoticed by you), Schlatt would definitely try to put himself between you two or text/call you over and put his arm around you, perhaps more intimately, and allow you to snuggle up to him. If the other person is very persistent in getting your attention, Schlatt would boldly kiss your lips. When you’d give him a questioning look because of how out of character he was behaving, his response would be, “What? I just wanted to. You look stunning this evening, ya know?” while placing another tame kiss on your shoulder. He’d keep an eye out for that person who was after you and made sure they saw and heard what he said. If someone is making risky comments about you, he would definitely butt in and say something like, “Aye man, you can’t say that bout them, that’s outa pocket.” and would further mention “You’re not even the one dating them, bro.”

Though, in a state of absolute jealously, Schlatt would not be able to keep his mind off of you. Every time he would try to dismiss his jealously and think the way he was thinking was ‘childish’, he would further go down the rabbit hole of overthinking. Even going as far as questioning his worth. Insecurities would overpower the anger or sadness he'd have against you, that is if he had any against you, to begin with. This downward spiral of thoughts would only stop when you’d ask him, “Schlatt? You look more tired than usual. What’s wrong?” As emotionally exhausting as it would be, Schlatt would come clean with how he was feeling. The exhaustion would be worth it though since your reassurance and talking everything out would make him feel much better.

K - Kisses — What are their kisses like?

Forehead kisses and kisses on the top of your head are the ones you’d get the most of. Hopping out of his office to grab a snack, Schlatt would bend over to you for a quick peck on the forehead before going back in. If you’re standing in front of him, what’s stopping him from craning his head down and kissing you on your head? When sitting beside you and having your fingers interlocked, he’d bring your knuckles up to lips and, sort of, just hold them there. An absentminded habit in the process of developing. He’d also take notice of your lip-balms lying around and just pocket the simple plain looking one for himself. Before eventually buying one because he would realize how soft your lips are compared to his. His kisses are sometimes a bit rough in the sense that he doesn’t moisturize enough. If he wakes up and sees you trying to get out of bed, the method of persuasion is lazy morning kisses (and crushing you under his body weight so you won't be able to leave). Also, as you kiss his lips, he will sometimes peek his eyes open to see you weird but cute.

L - Love — When did they realize they were truly in love with their s/o?

“Schlatt...”

“Hmm?”

“Why are you staring at me like that?”

“Oh, s’nothing.”

Schlatt would find himself glancing at you and wouldn't be able to stop himself. Following months of dating you, his fondness for you would gradually turn into love. He would get tiny spurts of excitement and butterflies around you when his little crush on you started. The giddiness would hit hard when your hand would slide into his or when you lean back on him as he held you. Throughout the months of dating you, these feelings would settle down and fill Schlatt with a warm sort of satisfaction. As you would lay next to him on the couch or be sitting next to him as he drives back from a week's worth of work, he can’t help but be enamoured with you. His doubts about whether or not he is truly in love would silence themselves the second he finds the courage to believe and say “I love you.”

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