#jpinks

steve doesn’t have sex with sam. or bucky. or with both of them at the same time. it’s a thing, but it’s not a big thing. it’s just another aspect of their weird as hell lives that, honestly, isn’t weird at all because why would it be?

so yeah, steve doesn’t have sex

sam and bucky, on the other hand, have lots of sex. all the time. it’s incredibly athletic and, sometimes sam thinks, a little bit overkill, but then bucky will hold sam against the tiled wall in their (really incredibly overpriced but really incredibly worth it) shower and fuck him until he can’t see straight, so you won’t find him complaining any time soon

and it’s not just the sex that’s great with bucky either, as some billionaire asshole scientists may imply. bucky’s funny and sarcastic and surprisingly sweet and ton - uh, a certain billionaire dickhead scientist - can fuck off and stop saying rude shit about sam’s romantic and sex life, seriously dude, stop being such a piece of shit

but sam doesn’t really worry too much about it when he’s snuggled up between steve and bucky on their (really incredibly expensive but really incredibly worth it) bed, steve’s arm thrown over his waist and bucky’s metal hand resting lightly on his hip

“i love you guys,” sam sighs into bucky’s hair, not any louder than a whisper, but he knows that steve and bucky will hear it anyway - the supersoldier serum, even a watered down version, enhanced both steve and bucky’s hearing so much so that now sam has to leave the room to take phone calls or else they’ll complain about getting distracted from whatever show they’re watching this week.  the only response sam gets is steve’s face nuzzling further into the back of his neck and bucky’s ankle hooking itself around sam’s own

IT WOULD BE A GREAT COLOUR AND IT WOULD YOU SUIT YOU SO WELL AAAA

NO WAAAAAY OMG IT WOULD LOOK SO GOOD THO