hey that journalist probably isn’t live. no yeah like there’s one reporter with a camera. they’re not live. no lights no camera operator? not live. they’re still there because they have to keep retaking the shot you’re fucking up by moonwalking right in front of them. yeah you’re not going on the news they’re going to edit you out. local idiot moonwalking is not news GET OUT OF MY FRAME I WANNA GO HOME THIS IS MY JOB

the worst part about It happening is that no matter when It happens i will have to work. thank your local reporter for working when fun things happen

i wish i could shapeshift for several reason (nonbinary) but one of which is so i could speak at public comment at the meetings i cover because holy shit

I Am Just A Dog and They Let Me Put Things On The News It’s Crazy

republican DA candidate i had to interview for work gendered me correctly with no malice and no hesitation. so now my tolerance for misgendering by all libs i talk to for work has decreased to 0. pronouns are in my email sig, Meredith.