#journeystarter

She was bragging about playing golf with Sara Palin tomorrow. 

I just found one on the street and it’s way too big to be mine. I hope he finds his owner soon because he looks awful lonely without all of his other tooth buddies.

I’m going to surprise him with an assortment of fruit and waffles.

Let me tell you, outdoor bathrooms are not appropriate venues for my nightly skin care routine, nor is a campsite useful for keeping anything clean. It’s going to take weeks to wash the smell of trout out of my boots.

People have been sending me messages about JBI’s blog post. Someone also edited our faces out and put in the actor from The Hobbit instead of Blaine, and RuPaul instead of me.