allow me a big brain moment, just realised the ideal fancast for Jordan and Declan is the rats from flushed away
• bland dresser - suit lover
• lives in essentially a gilded cage curated for the least amount of personality but also in a contemporary show home style
• achingly lonely - no real friends or family w him
• just looks like him idk
• he would do this pose as well
• local politician chic, fixed smile and forced enthusiasm as he shakes hands with constituents
• masochistic, likes Rita rat even though she bullies him a bit
• would suit being called Dermot - only a step away from Declan
• not black but also a rat it’s more of a vibe thing u either get it or u don’t
• is a thief also (I think, haven’t watched the movie since I was nine)
• oi guvna its chewsday innit syndrome
• would also say crumbs
• is mean by way of flirting, thinks it’s banter
• cursed by taking on the weight of a huge family whilst also seeking to forge her own individuality and agency separate from them but keeps getting pulled back in and has a grey sense of morality necessary to survive
• falls in love with posh insecure rat/boy even though she slightly pities him











