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Welcome to the Official Jopey’s Account meant for business and personal inquiries comma I am using voice to text and it is not putting the comma Kevin comma comma comma comma Okay it’s not working I’ll just keep going So basically Jopey’s is a gas station and we have the lowest prices in town so Come on over during your road trip we would love to have you

Oh miss your Kind words make me smile wider than I’ve ever smiled Oh this is John van Jope By the way Kevin Look at this sweet submission Do you remember A uh Sappi Papi I think I do too She was so darling Oh yes Kevin I remember now she was the one who bought the last pair of gardening shears and got a pack of cigarettes and then she put one in my mouth and lit it with one of our lighters and said I only need Nineteen Kevin do you remember Oh you look uncomfortable Well anyway uh uh Well Sappi Papi we would love to have you again Bye bye now

Hello Sally dear it depends on the candy bar but let me check Kevin do you have the calculator oh no where did I put it oh dear oh no no no no no no this is not good Sally dear what am i going to do Um Uh uh uh well Off the top of my head twenty seven candy bars would most likely come out to two hundred dollars Ok Bye

Kevin do not worry oh my God what do I do Oh God oh God oh God No no no no no Ok breathe John van Jope 5 Things I can see No not now i have to save Kevin Kevin can you hear me I’m here son I’m here to help you Ok Uh Uh Uh The handle it’s not going Kevin you have to let go Oh you’re not holding on Oh great that’s just great Oh wait I was pulling not pushing Hey Kevin are you Ok

Oh no Well lucky for you Jopeys has a wide variety of shoes to choose from From loafers to tennis shoes to high heels There is no gum and no need to worry come on down we would love to see you again Ok Kevin Make sure that the shoes are polished please I need this