#jonkat

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

neko (stray) carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

CG: *KARKAT STOOD IN THE KITCHEN, YET ANOTHER HOUSE HE HAD BROKEN INTO FOR FOOD. SORTING THROUGH IT’S CONTENTS HE WAS UNAWARE THAT THE OWNER OF THE HOME WAS STILL THEIR*

TG: *Sleepy as shit home owner dave wanders down stairs wondering what the fuck woke him up at 1:58 in the morning*

TG: What The FUCK

TG: ARE YOUDOING

CG: *KARKAT FROZE, SLOWLY HE PUT THE LAST OF DAVE'S APPLES INTO HIS BAG* SHIT...

TG: OI

TG: PUT

TG: THE

TG: APPLES

TG: BACK

CG: FUCK NO! *KARKAT HISSED AT HIM, HIS EARS FLATTENING*

TG: if you want food i can give you food BUT PUT MY FUCKING APPLES BACK

CG: &KARKAT GLARED AT HIM AND SLOWLY BUT THE BAG DOWN* ....

TG: good good

TG: i actually have some tuna over in the cabnit for my neko

TG: HEY EGBERT

TG: get yO CAT ASS DOWN HERE

CG: *KARKAT'S EARS STOOD STRAIT UP, ANOTHER NEKO*

TG: *a much higher pitch voice then daves comes from upstairs*"davvvvvvvvvvvve im sleepinggggggggg"

TG: Weve got guests dude

TG: "fiiiiiiiiinnnnne"

CG: *KARKAT MOVED A BIT CLOSER TO WHERE THE VOICE HAD COME FROM, VERY CURIOUS*

TG: *a short arrangement of thumps and twamps are heard as they approach the stairs*

TG: "who is it dave its reeeeeeeealllllly early"

TG: *a short gasp is heard as a small black haired boy luanchs himself across the carpeted floor*

TG: "KARKAT :D"

CG: *KARKAT HISSED AND TRIED TO MOVE AWAY* FUCK!

TG: you 2 know each other?

CG: GODDAMN IT EGBERT, NO FUCKING TACKLING ME

TG: how do you 2 know each other

TG: care to explain mister carcat?

CG: THIS ASSHOLE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE AFTER I STOLE FROM A RESTRAINT

TG: "it was a mean thing to do! :("

CG: I WAS HUNGRY AND THEY WERE GOING TO THROW IT OUT ANYWAY!

TG: "the waiter was bringing it to a table"

CG: .... SO

CG: *KARKAT CROSSED HIS ARMS OVER HIS CHEST*

TG: okay....so about the food and my apples

CG: *KARKAT SIGHED AND TOSSED HIM THE BAG OF STOLEN APPLES* HERE

TG: tanks hey john mister kitty automoible is gonna be staying with us for awhile that cool?

TG: "Sure :D its really lonly when your at work"

CG: WAIT WHAT? WHEN THE HELL DID I AGREE TO THIS!?

TG: when you accept food in a strider house and have no where else to go we must take you in

TG: my old bro taught me that

CG: .... WOW...

TG: i basically was rasied by 30 hobos and a pornstar

TG: shit was nuts

CG: THAT SEEMS PRETTY DAMN HORRIFYING

TG: yeah course this was the same brother who keep ninja stars in the freezer in stead of ice

CG: .....

CG: I CAN'T EVEN REPLY TO THAT, BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKED UP

TG: welcome home feline convertible B)

TG: lets crack open some tuna

TG: "YAY :D"

CG: FINE, IT'S BETTER THAN THE SITTY APPLES

TG: cool

TG: *the smell of tuna soon fills the kitchen as both of the young nekos feed on the gross fish stuff*

CG: *KARKAT ATE HAPPILY ENJOYING THE TASTE*

TG: *jhon ate happily enjoying the newfound companion ship*

TG: dave sat disgusted cause he hates tuna with a passion

CG: *KARKAT FINISHED HS CAN QUICKLY*

TG: *john tried to keep pace but was unable due to fact that he NEEDS to breath*

CG: *KARKAT LOOKED OVER AND SMIKED, SHOWING THAT HE HAD WON THAT RACE*

TG: *john looked over and beamed that his new friend was happy*

CG: *KARKAT ROLLED HIS EYES*

TG: (the next day)

TG: Dont fuck or anything while im out got it?

TG: "yes sir"

CG: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN ASSUME THAT?

TG: Relax dude its a joke it just means dont like wreack the place

CG: I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND FOR YOU

TG: Whatever

TG: Later

turntechGodhead [TG] is now ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 1 ~~

EB: Soooooooooo

EB: what do you want to do?

CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I DON'T LIVE HERE

EB: well you sorta do now so what do you normaly do for fun?

CG: ... I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SHIT, I'M NORMALLY EITHER LOOKING FOR FOOD OR RUNNING FROM ASSHOLES

EB: oh... thats sad

EB: well we could go watch porn or something

CG: WHAT THE HELL!?

CG: WHY WOULD I WATCH PORN WITH YOU!?

EB: dude its a joke lighten up mna

EB: and i dunno horny or somethhing people normaly pick up that we make alot of sex jokes in this house

CG: *KARKAT'S FACE WAS A BIT RED* WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT

EB: cause i like the reaction its all a big prank to me buttttttt

CG: YOUR DUMBASS

EB: judging by that blush on your face you thought i was serious

CG: SHUT UP!

EB: So im correct :}

EB: naughty lil stray arnt you

CG: I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING HURT YOU

EB: The offer still stands~;}

CG: NO!

EB: oh damn i thought i was gonna get some oh well;D

CG: IN YOUR DREAMS

EB: psssh you wish!

CG: YOUR THE ONE THAT KEEPS BRINGING IT UP

EB: well im not saying no and your body saying yes and your brain is hoping your dont get TO rilied up with the thought you could get with all this

EB: *gestures to self*

CG: *HE ROLLED HIS EYES*WELL THEN THAT WOULD ALSO MEAN THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO FUCK ME, SINCE YOU POINTED OUT THAT YOU WARN'T SAYING NO.

EB: ay im up to new experiences and i recently found daves bondage stuff

CG: WHT THE FUCK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

EB: yeah you know the whole "skeleton in the closet" well he keeps his skeleton tie up and gaged

CG: *KARKAT FACE PALMED*

EB: whaaaaaat?

CG: LIKE HELL I AM GOING TO DO THAT SHIT...

EB: your missing out~~

CG: SO YOU HAVE DONE IT? BEEN ALL TIED UP AND SHIT?

EB: nah i just recently found it and wanted to try it

CG: WELL HAVE FUN WITH THAT SHIT

EB: cant dont got any people to try it with plus im still a fucking virgin so im super lame in others eyes which just makes it harder to get Laid >.<

CG: ((IS IT BAD THAT I SHIP IT WHERE JOHN TOPS?))

EB: ((nope i ship jonkatdave any who))

CG: ((AH))

EB: ((is this bout to get super kinky or shall we keep on this path until they fuck anyway))

CG: WELL GO FIND SOME ASSHOLE TO FUCK, GO FUCK STRIDER

CG: ((PICK ONE, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE))

EB: ((funny sex it is))

EB: Aww cmooooon dont be a spoil sport

CG: *KARKAT'S EARS FLATTENED* NO

EB: PLeassssssssssee :}

CG: *KARKAT EYED HIM* ....

EB: *john eyes widen and bottom lip qiuvers*

CG: SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO DO?

EB: try something new

CG: DMN IT FINE...

EB: TO DAVES ROOM

CG: I AM GOING TO REGRET THIS SHIT... *KARKAT FOLLOWED*

EB: *john runs up the stairs and up to daves bedroom waiting patiently for kk to arrive*

CG: *KARKAT WALKED IN SLOWLY* SO HOW DO WE DO THIS SHIT?

EB: well...*john throws open daves closet to revel a skeleton tied up on the floor with leather and ropes and gags*

CG: YOU WERN'T FUCKING KIDDING ABOUT THERE BEING A SKELETON

EB: nope

EB: i do not kid

EB: i prank

CG: THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

EB: anywho 1st we must *john goes into along talk about what to start with that ends with kk tied up above the bed*

CG: *KARKAT FLUSHED BRIGHTLY* WAIT I GET TIED TO A BED

EB: Above

EB: like being bound from the ceiling

CG: .... HOW THE HELL DOSE THAT WORK?

EB: or being tied own your choice

CG: TIED OWN?

EB: Down

CG: FINE.... DOWN I FUCKING GUESS *KARKAT LISTENED TO HIMSELF AND HIS FACE ONLY WENT MORE RED*

EB: alrighty then >:}

EB: *several minutes of being confused by ropes and knots later*

EB: Ready slut >:}

CG: SHUT UP EGBERT

CG: HURRY UP BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND

EB: ohhhhh~ a fiesty one

EB: *places gag in kks mouth*

EB: no more talking

CG: *KARKAT'S EARS FLATTEN*

EB: *john smirks*

CG: *KARKAT ROLLED HIS EYES AND EYED JOHN, UNSURE OF THE NEXT MOVE

CG: *

EB: looks like the lonely slut wants to be fucked so hard dont they ?

CG: *KARKAT FLUSHED MORE AND HE TRIED TO ARGUE OVER THE GAG*

EB: *john produces a small vibrater to be inserted into kks lubed up ass*

EB: i control you

CG: *KARKAT MAKE SOME SMALL NOISES, SOUNDING LIKE MUFFLED MOANS*

EB: i bet you love this you dirty slut dont you *john turns upthe vibrator*

EB: GETTING THIS SLUT TURNT

CG: *KARKAT MOANED OUT A BIT MORE, BUT THE GAG REALLY PREVENTED THE NOISES FROM ESCAPING*

EB: ohhhh look how hard you are youre just begging for some attention arnt you >:}

EB: *john reaches out but not far enough to touch*

EB: bububub not so fast

CG: *KARKAT WHIMPERED A BIT AND LOOKED UP AT HIM*

EB: soooooo desprate for your cock to touched

EB: but sad to say its not gonna be

EB: sorry

CG: *KARKAT LOOKED AT HIM IN COFUSTION AND WHINED MORE*

EB: oooooohhhh ive got the best idea :D

CG: *KARKAT ROLLED HIS EYES THIS CAN'TBE GOOD*

EB: *takes vibrater from kks bum and attaches it near the tip of kks dick*

EB: now that make more room for me >:}}}}

CG: *KARKAT MUFFLED A VERY LOUD MOAN, SHIFTING A BIT&*

EB: *jhon slowly turns the dial on the vibrater up and thrusts HARD into kk*

EB: i bet this makes you wanna scream dont it?

CG: *KARKAT MUFFLED SCREAM OUT AND WHIMPERS LOUDER*

EB: youre loving this arent you being fucked by a guy youve hated most your life

EB: Your close arnt you i can feel it

CG: *KARKAT'S FACE WAS A BRIGHT RED WHEN HE LOOKED AT JOHN*

EB: thats a yes

EB: youre lucky

EB: s-so a-am I FGHJKJHGF/fGHj

CG: *KARKAT MOANED LOUDLY*

EB: *Cum sprayed everywhere*

EB: *THUMPTWAMPTHUMPTWAMPTHUMP*

ectoBiologist [EB] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 1 ~~

CG: *KARKAT FROZE AT THE NOISE*

TG: THE FUCK ARE YOU 2 DOING

TG: "uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh"

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neko (stray) carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: I SPECIFICLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING YOU 2 JUST FINISED DOING

CG: *KARKAT'S FACE TURNED A BRIGHT CANDY COLOR AND HE LOOKED AWAY, UNABLE TO SPEAK OR MOVE*

TG: "we thought you were joking!"

TG: you didnt let me finish

TG: WITHOUT ME

TG: "wait what"

TG: move over slut 2

CG: *KARKAT'S EYES WIDEN, AND HE SHIFTED A BIT*

TG: YOURE BOUT TO BE FUCKED BY THE BIG DICK OF JUSTICE AND MISTER SKELLY BONES

CG: *KARKAT GLARED ATH HIM AND ROLLED HIS EYES*

TG: *the skeleton hoped to life and said*

He sees he isnt actually dead

I LIKE BEING A PRINCESS, OKAY.