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Joniz Attempted Murder Margarita (Shot)

Strawberry margarita mix to mostly fill the glass; separately, mix blue curaçao with silver tequila to “lighten” it (literally to reduce the weight) so that you can use back of a spoon to layer the blue on top. The sweetness and amount of tequila you need to add to the curacao make this drink an excellent shot. 

Rum and Cosmic

1-2 ounces of rum; choice of cola; ice; mix in edible glitter until it looks like the night sky (you can see it sparkle in the gif above!).

Dr. V's Iced Tea

Half ounces of: rum, gin, tequila, vodka; ice; Dr. Pepper to fill the glass; garnish with lemon. If there's alien shenanigans, use full ounces and don't call me in the morning. 

DeLuca Daiquiri 

2 ounces of rum (white is traditional, but actually black or spiced is good too!); 1 ounce lime juice; half ounce lemon juice; muddle juices and rinds with lavender; half ounce triple sec or simple syrup; shake all together with ice and strain; garnish with lime or lemon and lavender spring.

Rosalinda's Spicy Lavender Lemonade (non alcoholic)

Muddle lavender, lemon, bits of fresh ginger, and bits of jalapeño or preferred chili pepper; add to club soda and simple syrup to taste. Strain if you're a bitch ass alien or chew on the pieces as a dominance display. Add glitter for extra artsy-fartsy. 

But when she blows off an assignment from her editor to continue working on a piece she knows is going to make her name, she's forced to take on an investigation she doesn't want, or face losing her job.

She's sent to the town of Roswell, New Mexico, home of UFO speculation and alien kitsch. But she's not there to dig into the truth behind that legend. Instead she's meant to look into another legend - a supposed curse on the town that has resulted in a spike in the number of twins being born.

The numbers don't lie - the number of twins is statistically strange. But there has to be a scientific explanation for it, not a curse, and so Liz starts digging into local archives with the help of the cute librarian, Max Evans.

Max claims he's not a twin himself, but it's not long before she's seeing two of him around town, and one version of him isn't the sweet man she's come to know. He calls himself Jones, and it isn't long before Liz discovers he apparently died fifty years ago.