I found a martyr
He told me that I'd never
With his educated eyes
And his head between my thighs
I found a savior
I don't think he remembers
'Cause he's off to pay his crimes
And he's got no time for mine
Now we're lost somewhere in outer space
In a hotel room where demons play
They run around beneath our feet
We roll around beneath these sheets
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Strawberry margarita mix to mostly fill the glass; separately, mix blue curaçao with silver tequila to “lighten” it (literally to reduce the weight) so that you can use back of a spoon to layer the blue on top. The sweetness and amount of tequila you need to add to the curacao make this drink an excellent shot.
Rum and Cosmic
1-2 ounces of rum; choice of cola; ice; mix in edible glitter until it looks like the night sky (you can see it sparkle in the gif above!).
Dr. V's Iced Tea
Half ounces of: rum, gin, tequila, vodka; ice; Dr. Pepper to fill the glass; garnish with lemon. If there's alien shenanigans, use full ounces and don't call me in the morning.
DeLuca Daiquiri
2 ounces of rum (white is traditional, but actually black or spiced is good too!); 1 ounce lime juice; half ounce lemon juice; muddle juices and rinds with lavender; half ounce triple sec or simple syrup; shake all together with ice and strain; garnish with lime or lemon and lavender spring.
Muddle lavender, lemon, bits of fresh ginger, and bits of jalapeño or preferred chili pepper; add to club soda and simple syrup to taste. Strain if you're a bitch ass alien or chew on the pieces as a dominance display. Add glitter for extra artsy-fartsy.
yes i favor the humans because they have more reason to drink! drink responsibly and enjoy the finale!
Liz Ortecho is an investigative journalist. A good investigative journalist - she's going to earn a Pulitzer come hell or high water. She specializes in science, which means she doesn't do fluffy 'human interest' pieces, no matter how many clicks they might generate.
But when she blows off an assignment from her editor to continue working on a piece she knows is going to make her name, she's forced to take on an investigation she doesn't want, or face losing her job.
She's sent to the town of Roswell, New Mexico, home of UFO speculation and alien kitsch. But she's not there to dig into the truth behind that legend. Instead she's meant to look into another legend - a supposed curse on the town that has resulted in a spike in the number of twins being born.
The numbers don't lie - the number of twins is statistically strange. But there has to be a scientific explanation for it, not a curse, and so Liz starts digging into local archives with the help of the cute librarian, Max Evans.
Max claims he's not a twin himself, but it's not long before she's seeing two of him around town, and one version of him isn't the sweet man she's come to know. He calls himself Jones, and it isn't long before Liz discovers he apparently died fifty years ago.
Something mysterious is going on in Roswell, and she doesn't think it has anything to with aliens or a curse. She's determined to find the answer. But the more she digs, the more Liz comes to doubt herself. And with both Max and Jones pursuing her romantically, she also begins to doubt their motives and fear she's got herself caught in a msytery she might not be able to walk away from.
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤
Ohh, thanks love <3 I do like to talk about fic all day every day, lol
1) a partner to ride with you when I can’t an exploration of Max and Rosa’s dynamic and how it shifted from the last time they shared a scene together (2x07 iirc) and how they got from derogatory nicknames to cutesy sweet ones by 4x10. It’s a missing scene where Rosa comforts him and they both continue to bond over Liz (and Rosa gets to give him her blessing to marry her sister)
2) as long as the sea is bound to wash upon the sand memermaid au, with Liz as marine biologist who discovers “extra”terrestrial life (sorry not sorry) not to mention Max is a flailing butt naked fish out of water for five seconds, Kyle tells Liz she can’t keep it no matter how cute, Max is delighted to have an Earth name and Liz tries to understand Max’s biology via touching scales (never a good plan babe)
3) Swing Life Away I’d be lying not to put this up (even if my writing was still going through major learning curves) it’s just so dear to my heart, cause I started it a million years ago under the premise of discussing issues that exist but don’t get a lot of nuanced discussion (which I never quite got to- but it’s way more expansive in my head). But anyways Mutant Powers au, where the Evans triplets show up and derail Kyle Manuel Valenti’s life but at least Max nails his bi-curious coffin shut (with my first attempt at Malex -which I loved and grew so much more fond of them through- and Lizobel)
4) Crimson Red Paint On My Lips Joniz! Handprints! Sexy brunch! Sorry not sorry, they had a great push and pull, and Liz deserved to blow off some steam and fuck the villian. Also, I’m terribly proud of the dumb tvd reference.
5) cause this is my game and you better come to play just this is them, Max is in his pillow Princess era for some unforeseeable reason (aka I had too many moving parts I didn’t need him to be moving his hands…), anyways, any fic I can wax poetic about his heart surgery scar and have Liz call him little names and try and sound poetic while discussing Liz’s capabilities, mind and body, is an immediate favorite. Also! Have I ever mentioned how much fun I had shopping for her look in this fic?! Like the dildo doesn’t exist- but two do that I kinda smushed the concepts of, for the alien glass joke.