Seeing the first Avatar in 3D was truly a bonkers experience. It was surreal leaving the theater and entering the cold, dark night after experiencing like 3 hours straight of unparalleled visual splendor. For probably a couple weeks afterwards, reality just seemed all around duller. I longed to be a tall blue cat person and run around a lush jungle for the rest o' my days. So yeah, I absolutely had to make a comic about the movie.

I can't say I've ever made such a neglectful mistake, as I typically look at labels before I drink things. HOWEVER I have certainly taken a big ol' swig of milk and realized it had gone BAD and then turned into a cowman.

If the internet is ever cruel to you or insulting toward a passion you're trying to share with the world, tell them to SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact: I first started making these comics to post in Explosm's old Cyanide & Happiness fanart thread on their forums (now defunct, unfortunately). So yeah, this was a nice little salute to how crappy some of these fan drawings could be (mine absolutely included). I miss those forums!!

Be careful what you wish for, especially if it's to be an animal known well for being a holiday delicacy!

I still don't totally know what the term "cat burglar" means. This comic was born as a way to reconcile with that lack of knowledge.

"Jon that's not at all how a radar gun works at all you you absolute MORON!!!!!!!!!" – Anonymous Critic

"What is car surfing?" you ask. I say I do not entirely know. It likely was from in GTA or similar -- like where you have your guy just stand on a car, "surfing" it as it drives around. Anyway, that thought had me thinking about what it would potentially be like if a couple fools tried not to surf atop a car, but to surf with a car out on the open sea. If this comic is true to life, then it goes poorly!