#jon spacer

if I had a nickel for every time there was a grumpy but slightly pathetic man in an audio drama named Jon who is unanimously hated by his coworkers and bosses, is bisexual, sticks his nose in every mystery, has a butch police officer who bullies him but they are still kind of friends, has that one Incident where he got injured and had to leave work, has been fired/suspended several times from said work, and doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up (seriously it’s problem,) I would have two nickels. Which is weird because why the fuck did it happen twice

Endlessly entertained by what Jon Spacer looks like from the outside. He talks to himself. He works almost exclusively with dead bodies. He's an awful conversationalist. He jumps to wild fucking coclusions that somehow end up being right. He accused his therapist of murder to their face. He killed a man. He's been fired twice in the past six months. He's the best coroner they've ever had. He has the world's worst bedside manner. He's even bisexual.

Johnathan Spacer is the funniest guy ever, imagine living in a small town where every knows everybody, and this random new guy shows up to work at the hospital in the morgue, and all of a sudden he’s solving hella unsolved cases and is constantly seen talking to himself and just being giving off a weird vibe, and then you randomly hear that he was shot while at work and stabbed a guy like 9 times with a scalpel and his vibes have only gotten more weird I’d be like, what the absolute fuck

Jon Spacer my beloved

Finished all three seasons of How I Died in three days. I am not okay. I need season 4 right now. Hand it over.