#jolanie

@camuseic

who is more likely to hurt the other? Melaniewho is emotionally stronger? Josephwho is physically stronger? Josephwho is more likely to break a bone? Joseph who knows best what to say to upset the other? Melaniewho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Joseph (even when he did nothing wrong)who treats who’s wounds more often? Melanie treats Josephwho is in constant need of comfort? Melaniewho gets more jealous? Melaniewho’s most likely to walk out on the other? NEITHER!!! who will propose? Josephwho has the most difficult parents? Josephwho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Joseph who comes up for the other all the time? Josephwho hogs the blankets? Melaniewho gets more sad? Melaniewho is better at cheering the other up? Josephwho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Melaniewho is more streetwise? Josephwho is more wise? Josephwho’s the shyest? Melaniewho boasts about the other more? Melaniewho sits on who’s lap? Melanie….although Joseph likes to jump on her to make her laugh

edit: I am dumb, it is actually thursday oops mel has no concept of time ooooops

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