#jokeys

angst/revenge fantasy story about a robot girl saving up for upgrades she thinks her crush would like until she's pretty much fully capable of any task no matter the physicality or difficulty of the task, until her crush is killed by the military state they live in so she learns to use her upgrades for combat situations and goes on an organized campaign to kill everyone responsible also she's gay and inadvertently seduces a lot of women but doesn't sleep with any of them and clutches the locket with a picture of her crush every night is this anything?

im getting emotional abt an oc/oc couple and im making them a playlist and beig Emo abt em but like. theyre goofballs. the portmanteau would be called sparley.

sometimes i think "oh man. these weirdo conservatives and right wingers, they have such a strange caricature devised for us on the left" and then i meet that caricature in real life and i still go "well i can see how they came to have these ideas and they're not the furthest from the truth ive ever seen but" and then the little shitstain says catradora is a "bad ship" because it's "problematic" and i kill them with a laser

turning dick grayson into a stupid himbo is like crushing a butterflies wings let that man brood like his father

computer tell a human being to write a mr freeze story about him saving the polar bears with damien because i think it would be cuties

me, with a voice like i inhaled helium: very funny turning me into a slime, guys, but can you stop using me to lube up the slip and slide and rim margaritas, yes i get it, i taste just like limes b- hey don't lick me after your tequila shot what the fuck dude c'mon

doctors are saying the cure for everything is to smoke a bunch of weed, eat junk food, put cartoons on and start a new skyrim build like it literally fixes everything