#jointheeggvolution

[based on this songbird au from The Footballer’s Wife] [pt 1&2] [pt 3&4] [pt 5&6]

“That’s what I thought,” Sam spat after them. Then she turned to the boy standing next to the wall. “So…” “So, thanks,” he said truthfully but eyeing her and her nose ring warily. “Sure,” she shrugged. “Football players always need to be taken down a peg or two.” “Yeah,” he agreed, straightening up and readjusting his glasses. “What?” he asked as she continued to stare at him. “Well, you don’t ever seem to do it yourself,” she said. He snorted. “Well, I don’t have steel toed boots.” “All you really need is a spine,” she told him. Tucker glared at her. “Easy for you to say when you’re not the one getting whaled on by the entire football team.” Sam shrugged. “Make them stop.” “Make?” he sputtered incredulously before barking out a laugh. “Make them stop?” “You’re the one with the camera,” she pointed out. “You decide what you film and how you do it and what gets shown, man. That means you get to dictate a few terms.” He looked at her curiously. “And what terms do you think I should dictate, Saman—“ “Sam,” she bit out before she could finish. “Sam,” he corrected. “I didn’t know you knew who I was,” she said, eventually. “Of course I do,” Tucker snorted as he leaned down to pick up the bag he’d discarded by the lockers as soon as he realized his predicament. “I know all the girls in school.” “You’ve certainly asked enough of them out,” Sam acknowledged. “Well, what can I say?” he asked with a grin. “And I would have though you’d been turned down by enough of them,” she added. His mouth twitched. “If at first you don’t succeed…” he quipped with dying humor. She canted her head. “But you didn’t ask everyone.” He looked up at her from the corner of his eye. “Not quite,” he admitted, shifting in place. “I know,” she said. “You’ve never asked me.” “And… I don’t plan to,” he said slowly. “Why?” she demanded, bristling. “You think I’m lacking adequate female parts? That I’ve got too many piercings? Or that I’m too smart to go out with anyone just because they asked so you’re saving yourself the pain? Or you think I’m not—“ “Whoa!” Tucker exclaimed, hands up. “Uhh, no, lemme stop you right there if I can,” he interjected into her breathless rant. “It’s because you scare me,” he confessed. “Okay?” Sam blinked. Visibly backed down. Then grinned. “I wanna talk business with you.”

if there’s a constellation in their spots maybe it’s dipper and you actually wanna fight him

INSANE RELIEF AT THE CHILLNESS OF THE ESSAYS THO

i feel this so hard. like i won’t go into details but like “depression feels so unreal to me” that was EXACTLY me after my mom’s bf told me i’m exhibiting symptoms of depression… and then took quizzes and researched.. yeah i gotta see a doctor tbh

*snake friends (snake fake)

LOL not to worry i do the same thing where i associate colors of icons/themes with people :3

OH MY GOD something i have no idea about honestly let’s do this:

i actually tRIED reading it but i literally stopped at the very beginning when john was trying to equip his arms bc it was weird, and also his dad’s clown obsession was somewhat creepy

trolls. trolls everywhere

kids are also gods, and there are the beta and alpha kids?

names (in no particular order): john, dave, jade, roxy, rose, jane?, bro (i don’t know his real name oops)

why do the trolls type that way?? who knows but it’s annoying to try and read sometimes

i literally cannot tell any of the trolls apart i don’t even know how many there are

something about a betty crocker conspiracy

that green bald thing w/ the bug eyes???

they’ve each got a title or something like dave’s a knight of time? ? maybe?? i don’t know the other ones

dave and bro have different sunglasses and it’s the only way i can tell them apart

don’t the trolls have weird multi-colored blood or something

made by hussie, who still hasn’t finished the video game he raised money for a few years ago 

isn’t rufio in it, bc dante basco likes homestuck?

they’re playing a game but actually they became gods and created a whole new world or something i have no idea about that part honestly

oh my g OD throwback honestly i used to be so obsessed with supernatural it’s not even funny (and by used to i mean it’s just the most recent season that i haven’t seen...)