▼: hii.
▲: hello there!!!!!!!!
▼: oh hii john.
▲: sollux, right?
▼: yeah.
▼: ii only know your name from another you.
▼: at lea2t....ii thiink he wa2.
▼: 2hame, really...
▲: another me?
▼: yeah.
▼: hii2way of 2ayiing hello was wiith 'i am a whale, meow.'
▼: and, uhh...ii'm not goiing two 2ay the re2t.
▲: hahahahahahahaha! that sounds like me.
▲: why? is it embarrassing?
▼: 2ort of.
▼: well, iif miight be for you.
▲: why would it be embarrassing for me?
▲: what did i do????????
▼: well, let'2 2ee....
▼: you claiimed two love me, you randomly hugged me, and...
▼: ye2.
▼: the re2t ii2, um...
▲: i guess that was from a future me
▼: a future you?
▲: but i don't see why i'd be like that.
▲: yeah. i don't remember ever doing that, so it must have been me from the future.
▼: maybe you'd 2poken two me beforehand and had fallen for me.
▼: haha...
▼: not liike that would happen.
▲: maybe.
▲: i mean, we just met, so i'm not sure.
▲: but you seem like a nice guy!!!!!!!!
▼: thank2.
▼: ....
▼: you're doiing the vk thiing.
▲: vk thing?
▲: oh, the vriska thing????????
▼: yeah.
▲: yeah, she got me in the habit of doing it.
▼: do you liike her?
▲: well…she's a nice friend!
▲: i don't know, i haven't really thought about anyone in that manner...
▼: oh, 2o iit'2 ju2t friiend2hiip?
▲: yes, exactly.
▼: oh, okay.
▲: she's nice to me. even though she killed me.
▼: ......ii'm glad you liike her....
▲: do you have anyone who likes you?
▼: a2 iin, ared cru2h?
▼: a red*
▲: uhm in any of the red quadrants.
▼: or friiend2?
▲: if i remember correctly…
▲: yes, a red crush or a friend!!!!!!!!
▼: no one liike2 me for mate2priit2. well, apart from 2ome really weiird eriidan2.
▼: and moiiraiil2? ju2t feferii.
▲: oh. well, eridan's weird. i think he hit on me at one point.
▼: he hiit2 on everyone.
▲: and if you want, i can be your moirail too!
▼: romance doe2n't work liike that.
▼: you only have one for each quadrent.
▲: oh.
▲: sorry then. i got confused.
▼: iit'2 okay.
▼: troll romance ii2 more complex though, ii2n't iit?
▲: yes, that's what i was thinking!
▲: we have platoenic relationships
▲: which is friendships, but we can have more of those than just one.
▲: and we have actual relationships!
▲: and, while most people argue that it's just one person, there are some people who say there are more than one.
▲: which is odd.
▼: you guy2 are ju2t...weiird.
▲: well, you're weird to us!
▲: we don't have hate-love, or whatever that last quadrant is.
▼: kii2me2ii2?
▲: and we certainly don't see anything wrong with bu -- i mean, the b-word.
▲: no, the other one.
▼: hate-love ii2 kii2me2ii2.
▼: iif you're talking about the other one, that'2 au2pii2tiice.
▲: yeah, that one!!!!!!!!
▼: well, ii2n't that ju2t our ver2iion of your marriiage councelliing wiith couple2 who hate each other?
▲: ohhhhhhhh.
▲: yeah, i guess it is! hehe
▼: hm.
▼: weiird.
▲: what is?
▼: we have 2ome romabce 2iimiilariitiie2.
▼: romance*
▲: we do! maybe it was because you guys created us?
▼: yeah.
▼: probably.
▲: it is a bit interesting though.
▲: you should talk to rose!!!!!!!! she'd probably be more interested in it than i am
▲: .
▼: maybe....
▼: but ii don't have an iintere2t iin her/
▲: you don't have an interest in rose?
▲: you have an interest in me though?
▼: ye2. iin a way.
▲: in what way?
▼: well, iin a friiendly way.
▲: oh, okay!
▲: i have an interest in you in a friendly way too.
▲: i think.
▼: oh, good.
▼: that'2 alway2 great two know.
▲: yes it is!
▲: you're a really nice guy. i'm surprised you don't have a…uhm. matesprit, is that it?
▼: ye2.
▼: you're gettiing there.
▲: good! i'll work on my knowledge of troll relationships so i'll be better the next time we talk.
▼: ii'll look forward two iit.
▲: you'll probably have a matesprit by then.
▲: i have a feeling.
▼: nah.
▼: ii won't.
▼: tru2t me.
▲: why are you so pesimistic about it????????
▲: you should be more hopeful and confident. women love that.
▲: men too, if that's what you're looking for…
▼: well, troll2 are iintwo both.
▼: anyway.
▼: ii'm 2ort of...
▼: a nerd.
▼: a geek.
▼: maybe a2 far as a dork.
▲: trolls are intwo both?
▲: no, i don't think that!
▼: ...diid you ju2t u2e my quiirk?
▲: oh, sorry! i think i typoed.
▼: iit'2 fiine.
▼: ii actually 2miiled at iit.
▲: did you?
▼: yeah.
▲: i can do it more often, if you want!
▼: well, iit'2 your choiice.
▲: i think i will. if it makes you happy!
▼: iit make2 me 2miile.
▼: and ii feel le22 liike a dork.
▲: then i'll definitely do it.
▲: because you aren't a dork, if you ask me!
▼: thank2.
▼: you're a niiceguy.
▲: i try two!
▼: heh...
▲: hehe
▲: i'm glad we met! you're one of the nicest trolls i've ever met.
▼: .....
▼: haha.
▼: wow.
▼: now my face ii2 goiing yellow.
▲: oh, i'm sorry!
▲: wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing???
▼: well, ii'm blu2hiing, 2o....
▼: ii gue22 good.
▲: oh! we blush red, so i didn't realize.
▲: wow, i did that??
▼: ye2.
▼: you diid.
▲: hehe…uh…i didn't realize i could do that!
▼: iit'2 fiine.
▼: ii gue22 iit'2 good.
▼: je2u2...wa2n't expectiing that.
▼: maybe thecompliiment2 diid iit?
▲: me neither! i think it did.
▼: ii'm 2urprii2ed a human made me blu2h....
▼: not telliing kk.
▲: yeah, that's probably for the best.
▼: he'll fliip hii2 2hiit and thiink ii'm flu2hed for you...
▲: yeah, he probably would
▼: haha.
▼: ii don't know where he'd thiink that.
▲: me neither…?
▼: hm.
▼: oh well.
▼: he'2 a weiird guy.
▲: very weird! and so angry two.
▼: the angriie2t troll here, actually.
▼: then probably.....eiither eriidan or equiiu2.
▲: i don't think i've talked to equius.
▼: D --> He is a sweaty ass and all swearing is e%tremely 100d and needs a towel 24/7
▼: god ii hate hii2.
▲: hehe that's funny!
▼: that'2 annoyiing two type though.
▲: i'm sure it is
▼: ii liike miine better.
▲: yours is definitely better!
▼: thank2.
▲: anytime sollux!
▼: you're two niice.
▼: are you alway2 thii2 kiind?
▲: normally, i am kind. but i'm also nicer because you're nice to me!
▼: oh?
▲: yep! hehe
▼: what iif ii wa2 a diick?
▲: then i wouldn't be this nice.
▼: ohh
▼: faiir enough.ii'm glad ii'm niice ~
▲: me too!!
▲: wait, should that be a two?
▼: ye2.
▼: any two2, liike, iintwo, twoday, twopee....
▲: oh, i'm sorry!
▲: *me two!!
▼: iit'2 fiine, don't worry.
▲: okay!!
▲: hehe i'm glad we met.
▼: 2o am ii.
▼: you're a really niice guy.
▲: and you are two.
▼: and agaiin wiith the yellow face. 2weet je2u2.
▲: hehe!
▲: i wonder if we'll ever meet each other. i'd love to meet you!!
▼: 2o would ii, john.
▼: iit ould be great.
▼: would*
▲: it would be!! you're possibly the nicest person i've ever met.
▼: heh...wow. ii can 2ay the 2am about you.
▼: 2ame*
▲: hehe now i'm blushing!
▼: wow.
▼: haha.
▲: hehe i can see why my future self would say things like what i said.
▲: you're sweet!!
▼: you're ju2t 2ayiing that.
▲: i really do mean it!
▲: noo, i'm not just saying that.
▼: 2o you can 2ee why future you declared love two me now..?
▲: yeah, i do!
▲: because you're really sweet and nice and everything!!
▼: you're not helpiing my blu2h.
▲: hehe sorry!
▼: iit'2 okay.
▼: my cheek2 are 2uper warm now, though.
▼: you could fry egg2 on them.
▲: haha, that's funny!!
▼: ii'm ju2t rambliing.
▼: part 2leepy, part embarra22ement.
▲: am i embarrassing you??
▼: iin the good way.
▲: oh, okay!
