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How long will they last? If they were to finally freaking date then I think they will last for a long time just as long as they sort out their issues especially with Johnny and his commitment issues.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Slowly and they are quite cautious about with Johnny being in denial for a while and trying to avoid it.
How was their first kiss? Desperate and rushed. They started of as fuck buddies so it wasn’t much of a meaningful kiss.
Who proposed? Johnny, once he gathers up the courage to do it or unless Jimn does it himself
Who is the best man/men? Close friends? Close male relatives of Jimin’s since Johnny is not close to his family
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Johnny’s little sister would be the flowergirl for their wedding
Who did the most planning? Jimin would be. Johnny thinks Jimin would have better ideas than he would but he wouldn’t mind helping and contributing from time to time.
Who stressed the most? Johnny especially when the big day is getting closer because Jimin will be stressing and that would only stress Johnny because he wants it to be perfect for him.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? No one really maybe a couple of Johnny’s old friends who would only ruin the wedding
Who is on top? Johnny is but he wouldn’t mind Jimin being on top if he ever wanted to try.
Who is the one to instigate things? Most probably Johnny would do often
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? Quite a while, unless they’re having a quick one
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? They would try, Johnny would try to let Jimin have equal to him or maybe more.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? None
How many children will they adopt? Maybe just one or two if they wanted to. Personally, Johnny would like to have two (and have them both have Jimin’s eyes though)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Most probably Jimin would be
Who is the stricter parent? Jimin
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Jimin and it would be Johnny having taught those dangerous stunts to the kids in the first place
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Johnny does
Who is the more loved parent? They are both loved equally
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They’ll try to go together if they weren’t busy but Jimin would most likely attend more often than Johnny
Who cried the most at graduation? Jimin would, maybe Johnny will tear up a little beside him
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Johnny definitely would
Who does the most cooking? Jimin does because Johnny is lazy and doesn’t know how to cook himself
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Probably Johnny
Who does the grocery shopping? Jimin because Johnny will only get something that is not needed and probably the wrong brands and pretty much just come home with junk food
How often do they bake desserts? They would do it often because baking means a mess and Johnny likes to make a mess and annoy Jimin with it
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat lovers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Most probably Jimin (I see him being the more openly romantic one)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Johnny would
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Johnny jfc damn Johnny
Who cleans the room? Jimin would
Who is really against chores? Johnny because chores means effort and he’d only like to use effort on other things than chores so Jimin is left to do the rooms
Who cleans up after the pets? Probably Johnny though
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Johnny, yes
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Jimin but it depends on who the guests are so maybe Johnny too
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Probably Jimin
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Jimin will probably take longer baths and Johnny would take the shower
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Johnny most of the time but he’d always drag Jimin to come with him
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Often. They may go a little overboard
What are their goals for the relationship? Usual couple goals. Maybe they’d have a goal of always being truthful to one another and take their time opening up.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Johnny and he would hold Jimin hostage in bed until he joins him.
Who plays the most pranks? Both of them would omg
